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Evil Genius
« on: July 19, 2007, 12:37:09 pm »
Dear Mr. Richards,

 My name is Gerrymand Reinmarch. I have heard of your recent inheritance and have contacted you about an amazing chance to invest in the future. You see, I am the current owner of a small private island that has quite the history. I know you are a man who understands that power is better than measly money. I was once the personal assistant to a man who understood this as well as any man; General Berringer Straught. Though you have never heard of him, he was the single largest threat to the world at large during the 50's and 60's. For over twenty years America and the Soviet Union staged a secret war with my former employer, up until his final heart attack. I have waited long for a man with the wealth and correct state of mind to come along, and I think you're the man for the job. You will have to risk your new found fortune, as it will require an investment of almost all of your money to start up the operation again. Please send your responce soon.

                                   -Gerrymand Reinmarch
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Dear Mr. Richards,

 I have received the payment you sent, and have begun restorations. Most of the money is going to the building of a small runway and a private plane to deliver any supplies and employees we might need. I look forward to seeing you soon.

                                   -Gerrymand Reinmarch
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Welcome Mister Richards. I am Gerrymand Reinmarch, your new personal assistant. The islands underground structures are still in quite a bit of ruin, as the passage of time from 1971 to 2023 has taken its tole. However, we have been able to hire five mercenaries for our needs (you can see the current number of troops in the upper left hand corner). Now that we're here let's look at what we have:

Money: $70,000
Troops:
          Mercenaries: 5

I would suggest that we start gathering more money before we start anymore construction. The best way to do this is to send some of the mercenaries to pull a robbery for us. First is the map:



You'll notice that it is marked with the nine alliances of the earth. The Democratic Confederacy Of Nations (America, Canada, Mexico, Australia, most of Europe, Japan, New Zealand), The South American Order Of Allied Peoples (All of South America), The Arctic League (Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland), Democratic Order Of The Gold Hammer (Russia, Kazakhstan, Cuba), The African League (Most of Africa), Federation Of The Crescent (Parts of Africa, The Middle East, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan) The New Asia Order (Mongolia, China, Pakistan) The Asia-Oceania League (Myanmar, Vietnam, Thailand, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea) and The Free Antarctic Union (The Republic of Antarctica, Southern Coast States). I would suggest avoiding any problems with the D.C.N., A.L. or F.A.U. at first, as they are very vengeful.

So, here are my suggestions:

A. Rob a small bank in Africa
B. Rob a small bank in Oceania
C. Rob a medium bank in South America
D. Rob a very large bank in Japan (very high risk of failure)
E. Spend $40,000 to add a treasury to store your ill be gotten goods (they're currently kept above ground in a small safe)


((So here we are. This game will be an isometric pixel game where you suggest what you think the main character should do. Remember, you're not dealing with a good guy here. The overall point is to conquer the world. The year is 2023, and there is evil to be done.))


So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related

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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 12:43:40 pm »
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 12:51:35 pm »
I agree.  C ftw!  The drug dealers won't know what hit them  :D
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 01:04:34 pm »
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 01:33:51 pm »


Sir, the mercenaries have returned after a successful robbery in South America. They were able to grab 34,000$ without any serious injuries. I think we should start planning for the future now sir, let me show you some ideas I've had:

A. Construct living quarters for $12,000 (this will allow us to hire live in builders, instead of having to pay high fees to fly in construction companies.)

B. Construct a treasury for our ill-gotten goods $40,000 ($29,000 after hiring our own builders)

C. Hire X amount of Mercenaries for X*$3,500

D. Build a small training room to turn workers into soldiers for less money than hiring mercenaries $9,000 ($5,000 after hiring our own builders)

E. Hire X workers for X*$750 after building living quarters

F. Rob a small bank in Oceania for money

G. Rob a small bank in Africa for money

H. Rob a museum in Africa for Egyptian Artifacts to show off to your evil friends

I. Hire a cliché James Bond style henchman to fight for you:
 1. Part-Time Job (The man who fights with the metal monocle) $42,000
 2. Feona Lambamba (Assasin, voted most likely to sleep with a secret agent in high school) $34,000
 3.The rat-man (uses a rifle, handgun, and grenades) $12,000

J. Something else perhaps?

Choose as many as you want, but please remember our budget sir.
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related

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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 01:39:38 pm »
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 01:41:12 pm »
D

Just so you know, we can't hire workers until we get a place for them to live.
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related

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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 01:51:51 pm »
A, then E, then D.

Results of A will determine the number for E.

Too bad the real Evil Genius game is too linear for it to be a suitable Meta-game...
« Last Edit: July 19, 2007, 01:54:13 pm by Yossitaru »
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 02:45:51 pm »
This reminds me of Dungeon Keeper. Build a casino, it's surprisingly useful.
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 02:54:10 pm »
So will we see any screen shots of Evil Genius?

Also A
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 03:02:25 pm »
((This entire game is going to be made in Microsoft paint. Though I do have the game, this is slightly different.))



Mister Richards, the small living area has been completed. The mercenaries refuse to live in tents on the island with perfectly good beds available, so there are now 17 out of 22 spots available for new employees. Also, I would like to remind you that there are many things we can get from different locations. Money, priceless art, weapons, technology, hostages, and even evidence we can use to blackmail rich and powerful people. Also, we can hire more powerful people from the criminal underworld with more "Evil Prestige". We get Evil Prestige from robbing, attacking, and just generally disrupting civilized life.

A. Construct a treasury for our ill-gotten goods $40,000 ($29,000 after hiring our own builders)

B. Hire X amount of Mercenaries for X*$3,500 (Maximum of 17)

C. Rob the estate of a rich man in Africa

D. Build a small training room to turn workers into soldiers for less money than hiring mercenaries $9,000 ($5,000 after hiring our own builders)

E. Hire X workers for X*$750 after building living quarters (Maximum of 17)

F. Rob a small bank in Oceania for money

G. Rob a small bank in Africa for money

H. Rob a museum in Africa for Egyptian Artifacts to show off to your evil friends

I. Hire a cliché James Bond style henchman to fight for you:
 1. Part-Time Job (The man who fights with the metal monocle) $42,000
 2. Feona Lambamba (Assasin, voted most likely to sleep with a secret agent in high school) $34,000
 3.The rat-man (uses a rifle, handgun, and grenades) $12,000

K. Kidnap the child of a rich man in Oceania

L. Something else perhaps?
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related

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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 03:17:22 pm »
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 03:28:16 pm »
E, hire 17

And while we're hiring, do H, we need to get something to show the world (Or at least Egypt) we aren't just putting up a facade.
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 03:31:21 pm »
No, we can't draw attention to ourselves, not yet,


Also hire 17 workers.
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Re: Evil Genius
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 03:59:18 pm »


Alright Sir, the $12,750 for seventeen workers has been spent. These men are quite flexible; they can build and destroy rooms on the island, fight with pistols (if provided), and repair damaged equipment.

I would like to take this time to tell you more about prestige. Though any mission you send your henchmen to do earns you prestige in the underground, the highest value of prestige comes from getting and displaying rare and exotic items. In order to display them you'll likely want to build an office in the future. Here you can intimidate friend and foe alike. But for now we need to look at our remaining options:

A. Construct a treasury for our ill-gotten goods $29,000 (Expensive locking mechanism included)

B. Build a small training room to turn workers into soldiers for less money than hiring mercenaries $5,000

C. Build an office with a huge desk to intimidate others and display your prized treasures $13,000 (interesting note: your predecessor once had the back left big toe of the Sphinx stolen and displayed in his office, before it was stolen back by the Egyptian government.)

D. Dig out an underground area to gain access to a geothermal vent. Then build a small generator to harness the energy to power the complex. $24,000 (Note: You'll be conquering the world while saving the environment!)

E. Expand the living area for more beds $6,000

F. Rob a small Oceania bank

G. Rob a medium South American bank

H. Rob a large Australian bank

I. Rob a small rich African mansion (money/blackmail)

J. Kidnap the child of a slightly rich Oceania man

K. Hire a cliché James Bond style henchman to fight for you:
 1. Part-Time Job (The man who fights with the metal monocle) $42,000
 2. Feona Lambamba (Assasin, voted most likely to sleep with a secret agent in high school) $34,000
 3.The rat-man (uses a rifle, handgun, and grenades) $12,000

L. Go clothes shopping for a more intimidating look $2,000
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related