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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2007, 09:41:51 pm »
Dude, you can't get the premise from a trailer. Wait for more information.
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2007, 12:30:29 pm »
Lol, it looks like a good mindless action flick. But if you're going for historical accuracy, forget about it. The pyramids of ANY culture were built well after the iceage and extinction of the mammoths. The area of the pyramid culture looks like egypt, except its desert, which was actually a grassland back when the pyramids were built. And I'm pretty sure I saw a dinosaur in the jungle scene. Lol, and that large predatory bird chasing them in one scene actually died out BEFORE the iceage.



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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2007, 12:04:18 am »
This movie is obviously not for those that know anything about ancient history.

The Egyptians: 5000 B.C. Native Americans couldn't have been much older as it is believed that life originated around the middle east and branched out from there.

10,000 B.C. ... with pyramids ... give me a break. Did I see iron spears in that preview? Doesn't sound right for 10000 B.C. Someone correct me if I saw that wrong.


basically, the technology is completely off. 

As for the rest, the plot looks horrible. Another rehashed messiah character that comes to free people from slavery.

And the title is horrible. Who dreamed up this name?!  Do numbered movies sell well?

On the positive side, it has action.

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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2007, 05:07:02 am »
Soooo....Moses with Furry Elephants?  Am I right People?  Huh?

Yep, looks like just another very mindless action film.  Oh well, I hope not too many idiots come out of it thinking its true.
Edit:  So, did anyone notice they took the whole "Saber-Toothed Tiger" a bit literally?
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2007, 07:34:07 pm »
*sigh* I tried to find something i can say to make sense of 10,000 BC but your right its inaccurate espically when it came to the prehistoric bird and the iron tools.
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2007, 07:38:28 pm »
Not inaccuracy!

GOD PRESERVE US!

:p

Apologies for the sarcasm, but I would gladly pay five bucks to watch not-so-ancient man fight mammoths, giant birds and eachother. With pyramids. And sabertoothed tigers.

Like Apocalypto. Sure, it was laughably inaccurately. Was it awesome, though? Oh hell yes.
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2007, 08:28:14 pm »
i admit it looks awsome, but i am saying that i was trying to make it accurate so i dont look stupid after watching it, lol.
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2007, 09:32:41 pm »
Not inaccuracy!

GOD PRESERVE US!

:p

Apologies for the sarcasm, but I would gladly pay five bucks to watch not-so-ancient man fight mammoths, giant birds and eachother. With pyramids. And sabertoothed tigers.

Like Apocalypto. Sure, it was laughably inaccurately. Was it awesome, though? Oh hell yes.

Eh, you're right.  It does look to be fun to watch (hopefully). 
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #38 on: December 20, 2007, 12:52:17 pm »
Lol, isn't that kind of like putting Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.  ;D



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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #39 on: February 20, 2008, 07:16:41 pm »
But the mammoths lived in North America!  The Mayans were in South America, and a considerable few years after the Ice Age.  I don't think anyone used mammoths other than food, hut building, and clothing before.  Back then, we were cavepeople.  Not Aztec people!

the most accepted idea is that mammoths migrated to south america from asia along with humans and... *cough* bigfoot *cough*, but that does not mean that all mammoths migrated, some could have chilled in the russian plains and what not. anyway my idea on the movie is that it will go off the theory that there was an egyptian civilization long before the one we know and that this civilization was capable of trans-atlantic travel (actually a theory believed by some people) so these egyptians go to the americas probably meso/south america (because of the what looks terror birds in the trailer, but terror birds are thought to have died out in 2m bc) anyway so these egytian come over all high on themselves and are like "yo cavemen get in my boat and bring some of those mammoths!" and as is typically minor less advanced cultures when faced with superior cultures, they do get in the boat. so then the egyptians make the cavemen slaves and what not, possibly the assyrians attack the egyptians and MADNESS! OR the race of black people with wings, who lived in egypt before white people killed them (also actually a believed theory) are flying around and what not so they are like "dude we have wings, thats awesome!" so they got get some cavemen and mammoths and all the while australians are like "WTF mates"...
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2008, 08:01:52 am »
This movie might be totally inacurate, but it looks like fun so I might see it.
Need to see more clips of it first though.

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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #41 on: February 22, 2008, 09:39:56 pm »
I watch movies for fun not to point out inaccuracies. Im going to watch this one like I watch every other movie...for fun.
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2008, 02:54:19 pm »
This movie was incredibly bad.

Do not see it. Ever.

Even the action and CGI is badly done. There is nothing redeemable about this film.
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Re: 10,000 BC
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2008, 02:02:23 am »
Saw it as well.

How retarded. Cavemen that speak better English than I do. Do your fellow humans a favour and throw it in garbagebin if you should ever find it in a rental store.