Topic: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77

[Brandonazz]

Get a torch and light the green monster inside on fire. Oh wait, wrong game.

[Slartibartfast]

Just beat the door all the way down.  Yell "Burke!" as you do it.

[Huckbuck]

Chapter 5


"Put on me coat mmkey... but I dunno how to button it.. my mom buttoned it last time.. well ok, time for some more bashing! Hughh!"


"So.. lemme just push this open now!"



"Hmm... darky darky in here.... I should have one of em burny stuff that makes light... wut about now?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 96% (Bruishers mostly, theeth hurts)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 90%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (87%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (99%)

[Xenomorph]

squeeze the mother-milk out of your trod male boobs and drown the thing in the house!

[Henqix]

Shout "Hello!"

[Slartibartfast]

Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"

[FROMAN]

Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"

[Plank of Wood]

Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"

[munchkin5]

trow rock and sign about, see what inside.

[jmrdex]

Take a nap in house. After you go to sleep there will be food.

[Xoatl_169]

Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"

[clayren]

Make yelly noise into darkiness. Say what other voices have said to say. If nuthing respund, look around housey for fudd.

[Plank of Wood]

Make yelly noise into darkiness. Say what other voices have said to say. If nuthing respund, look around housey for fudd.

Dats right, Elmer Fudd gives you foody foody.

[Huckbuck]

Chapter 6

"Scream'n'yelly? mmkey..."

"Yeallo!!! Oooii! Uuhi! Me be hungry! You have foddy? ello?


"Ahah there you are little guy, now gimme foody stuff!"



"Who art thou? What art thou doing in me house?"

"Oh wow! Thats the uggliliest Trod I has ever seen! Me wont foddy stuff little midget, gimme food!!!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 97% (Bruishers mostly)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 87%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (84%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (96%)

[Plank of Wood]

Give him da thump wiv da dirrection showy! Den he know you iz big and strong so he giv you foody foody!