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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
« Reply #45 on: July 12, 2007, 10:13:41 pm »
Get a torch and light the green monster inside on fire. Oh wait, wrong game.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2007, 12:03:18 am »
Just beat the door all the way down.  Yell "Burke!" as you do it.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 4
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2007, 01:26:22 am »
Chapter 5


"Put on me coat mmkey... but I dunno how to button it.. my mom buttoned it last time.. well ok, time for some more bashing! Hughh!"


"So.. lemme just push this open now!"



"Hmm... darky darky in here.... I should have one of em burny stuff that makes light... wut about now?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

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Health: 96% (Bruishers mostly, theeth hurts)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 90%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (87%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (99%)
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #48 on: July 13, 2007, 02:21:13 am »
squeeze the mother-milk out of your trod male boobs and drown the thing in the house!
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #49 on: July 13, 2007, 05:20:01 am »
Shout "Hello!"

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #50 on: July 13, 2007, 05:58:50 am »
Yell "Hello.  Me am hungry!"

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #51 on: July 13, 2007, 07:43:46 am »

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #52 on: July 13, 2007, 07:47:27 am »
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #53 on: July 13, 2007, 08:58:57 am »
trow rock and sign about, see what inside.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #54 on: July 13, 2007, 10:20:22 am »
Take a nap in house. After you go to sleep there will be food.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #55 on: July 13, 2007, 10:44:58 am »
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #56 on: July 13, 2007, 02:40:57 pm »
Make yelly noise into darkiness. Say what other voices have said to say. If nuthing respund, look around housey for fudd.
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #57 on: July 14, 2007, 01:59:18 am »
Make yelly noise into darkiness. Say what other voices have said to say. If nuthing respund, look around housey for fudd.


Dats right, Elmer Fudd gives you foody foody.
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #58 on: July 14, 2007, 02:11:03 am »
Chapter 6

"Scream'n'yelly? mmkey..."

"Yeallo!!! Oooii! Uuhi! Me be hungry! You have foddy? ello?


"Ahah there you are little guy, now gimme foody stuff!"



"Who art thou? What art thou doing in me house?"

"Oh wow! Thats the uggliliest Trod I has ever seen! Me wont foddy stuff little midget, gimme food!!!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Signpost.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 97% (Bruishers mostly)
Mood: curious
Hunger (0-10): 7
Other: Wet

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 87%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (84%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (96%)

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 5
« Reply #59 on: July 14, 2007, 02:13:02 am »
Give him da thump wiv da dirrection showy! Den he know you iz big and strong so he giv you foody foody!
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