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Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77
« on: July 11, 2007, 01:59:29 am »
Help Burke find home... or not


//Ok, this works kinda like the "Ive fallen down a hole" game by Luminar. (I know this is heavily inspired by him, but he said it was ok. Im a man of honour you see, I only rip people of with permission.;):P)//

Chapter 0

The land of the Trods is a strange and brutal place. Whats even stranger is the different species and creatures that inhabit it. The most intellegent of theese species (most intellegent doesnt mean it is very smart though, just the smartest of a bunch of retards) are the Trods. They are blue skinned creatures with little to no brain and the fact that they isnt extinguished by nature itself proves that nature is cruel and sadistic. They are also easily bored and cant ever finnish anything theyve started making them incompetent. One of the stupidest and most easily bored Trod is Burke. He is stupid even for Trod standards and once spent a whole day trying to figure out what thoose blue things that always followed him was. He tried to beat them with a stick, beat them with a rock, and he even tried to beat them with a rock attatched to a stick. But nothing worked. By the end of the day the sudden pain made him realise that the strange blue thing acctually were his feet. This isnt very rare for a Trod, though Burke is paranoid and hear voices inside his head (theese voices are you guys) telling him what to do. Most of the time he listens to them. Right now Burke is lost in the desert outside of Peaceville, the biggest Trod city, but since he cant read he doesnt know how to go back there. Not that he care very much about it, he never liked peaceville anyway. One last advice before I give the word to burke, remember that he isnt the most intellegent of species, so to complicated commands could be a bit confusing for him.



"Uhm.. 'ello everybuddy. I's burke and I be lost in theese desert. I starting to feel like a pig is growling in me stomach so I better find sum stuff to put in me mouth soon.. I dunno were I  gunna go to get hold of sum of that foody stuff but Ive seen some sneaky gits nearby at that cave... dunno if they be food... "

Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Mood: Curious, confused.
Hunger (0-10): 6
« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 11:43:41 am by Huckbuck »


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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 02:28:17 am »
Are you actually going to update this Huck?

Take the sign.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 02:31:07 am »
Are you actually going to update this Huck?

Uhm.. yes, why shouldnt I?  ???
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 02:33:24 am »
I didn't say you shouldn't.  I was wondering if you actually would.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 02:41:36 am »
Yes, Im going to update it as often as possible, for the next 7 days, after that Im going away for about 20 days, but after that my plan is to keep going with this. Should be able to get quite far in a week before I leave though.

Im gonna start on an update in about an hour or so.

EDIT: That is, if I have enough replys do to anything special.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2007, 03:24:51 am by Huckbuck »
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 03:27:33 am »
I know I have ripped him off

I prefer the term "been inspired by". Really, like I told you, i'm not a monopoly. It isn't my place to tell anyone around here what they can and can't do.

That siad, my commands for Burke...

Rip up and take the sign. Follow the road.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 03:45:03 am »
he's drawn so funny! cant stop laughing! (ok i stopped)

follow the road to the tree in the distance. there may be food there!
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Things only you can see
Add a beat to Normality
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 05:08:20 am »

I prefer the term "been inspired by". Really, like I told you, i'm not a monopoly. It isn't my place to tell anyone around here what they can and can't do.


//OK, Im gonna change that :P//

Chapter 1

"Rip up da sign? mmkey..."



"Hhhggggrrlllllh!.... Thut was though.. me arms are tired... But I got sign! Wutabut now? Walk towards them tree? uhh.. ok.."



"Walking is boring... Oh look! One of em buzzing stuff! and some of that grassy stuff to! huhuhu them buzz funny! Whut is I gonna do?`I wanna play with the buzzers!"


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Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
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Mood: Curious, playful.
Hunger (0-10): 6

//Note: I added a compass since I make this in "3D" its good to know where is where.//
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 05:26:48 am »
Hit the "buzzers" with the signpost.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2007, 05:33:28 am »
I edited the first post and added this:

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..though Burke is paranoid and hear voices inside his head (theese voices are you guys) telling him what to do. Most of the time he listens to them.

Might be good to know.
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 06:03:39 am »
Beat the bushes with the sign post.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 07:25:43 am »
close your eyes, give the board a swing and follow it. let the board lead you to something new!
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 08:52:15 am »
dig a hole with the sign and sleep in it.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 09:29:21 am »
eat the buzzers and the bush
wow these are popping up everywhere

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 1
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 09:48:01 am »
Fro: Yea, Luminar started a trend, just as LadyM started a trend with the sim house :P

Chapter 2

"Sleep in uh hole? Wut? Im not tired! Stupid voice in me head! Im hungry!"..

"Hit it then eat it? mmkey, die lil buzzer! Hummgllrr!"


"uh.. aaaah! UGHH! ouch! I missed the buzzer.. ouch, ground hurts and... NO! I dropped me sign in that stupid water! BAD VOCIES!! NOW IM ANGRY!!"

...


"But wuts that?"

Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 98% (Bruishers mostly)
Mood: Angry, bored.
Hunger (0-10): 7


Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts.
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