Author Topic: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Ep. 77  (Read 110766 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Slartibartfast

  • Ballblazer Plasmorb
  • *****
  • Posts: 3472
  • Do they speak English in What?
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #60 on: July 14, 2007, 02:55:23 am »
Say "Please give me food.  Me is lost and hungry."

Don't bash him!

Offline Xenomorph

  • Balloon Fight Aerialist
  • *****
  • Posts: 4467
  • ....
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #61 on: July 14, 2007, 09:03:50 am »
try to trade the signpost for some food. he can repair his door with the signpost!
"Apply layers to Reality
Things only you can see
Add a beat to Normality
To tap the core of Insanity"

Offline FROMAN

  • Journey Groupie
  • *****
  • Posts: 2328
  • =ω=
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #62 on: July 14, 2007, 10:31:17 am »
Say "Please give me food.  Me is lost and hungry."

Don't bash him!

Offline jmrdex

  • Crazy Climber Cuckoo
  • **
  • Posts: 131
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #63 on: July 14, 2007, 10:41:33 am »
Do a little dance.

Offline Kratok

  • Turkey Shoot Terminator
  • *****
  • Posts: 3179
  • Probably dead at this point!
    • View Profile
    • [url=http://la-mulana.com/en/][img]http://la-mulana.com/banner/half_banner3.gif[/img][/url]
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #64 on: July 14, 2007, 11:07:51 am »
'Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight'

:P..... Ask for tha foodz please

Offline clayren

  • Dragster Diehard
  • ***
  • Posts: 347
  • High Blood-priest in the Plains of Insanity
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #65 on: July 14, 2007, 11:11:35 am »
Ask for foodies, maybe use them funny wurds he keeps making. Say "Me am thou Burke. Burke im art hungries. Art you giv me art fudd please? Art art art thou?"
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related

Offline FROMAN

  • Journey Groupie
  • *****
  • Posts: 2328
  • =ω=
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #66 on: July 14, 2007, 11:13:08 am »
say me r want foodies.

Offline blitzonator

  • Starcross Space Cadet
  • *****
  • Posts: 1976
  • A pic from the galactic zoo. What is it?
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #67 on: July 14, 2007, 11:33:13 am »
Give da rocky thing for food. then leave.

Offline munchkin5

  • Punch-Out Champ
  • *****
  • Posts: 3130
  • Gentlemen.
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #68 on: July 15, 2007, 06:14:09 am »
Throw big rock at ugly trod and steal food.

Offline Huckbuck

  • Balloon Fight Aerialist
  • *****
  • Posts: 4498
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 6
« Reply #69 on: July 15, 2007, 12:48:31 pm »
Chapter 7

"Hmm.. me will not do a dance, Burke can aint dance.. Give rocky stuff? hmm.. maybe I'll go for that"



"Yeallo, me is Burke and is hungry in me tummie. Wanna give me some foody stuff to put in me mouth if you can have this wierd rocky thung?"



"Oh dear mother of Trods!"

"You like?"

2 minutes and half a ton food later...



"Oh trod! That was sweet, me bellie is now full of them foddy stuff, me mouth feels like it wanna make itchy water soon... but I been not hungry nomore! That midget trod gived me theese foddy stuff then he leaved ol' me here alone... all he could look at was that rocky thing, Me think he like it!"

Inventory:

Wearing: Unbuttoned Black coat.
Pockets: Nothing.
Hands: 1 Piece of meat, Signpost (Not currently equipped but it is at hand)
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 100%
Mood: curious, feels like throwing up
Hunger (0-10): 0
Other: -

Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 82%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (80%)
Bang with Sign FTW! (89%)
Trading items may pay off (99%)

@davidramnero

Offline FROMAN

  • Journey Groupie
  • *****
  • Posts: 2328
  • =ω=
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
« Reply #70 on: July 15, 2007, 01:51:07 pm »
is the way to make the experience percent go up by re living the experiences?

Offline clayren

  • Dragster Diehard
  • ***
  • Posts: 347
  • High Blood-priest in the Plains of Insanity
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
« Reply #71 on: July 15, 2007, 01:51:17 pm »
Is ther any foodies left? Burke shuld put foodies in clothes for later. Then Burke wont need too eat all foodies  at once and make itchy water.
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90ELleCQvew&feature=related

Offline Huckbuck

  • Balloon Fight Aerialist
  • *****
  • Posts: 4498
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
« Reply #72 on: July 15, 2007, 01:52:59 pm »
is the way to make the experience percent go up by re living the experiences?

Yes, making stuff that "contradict" the other experiences will lower them. Like trading to get food lowered "Bang with sign FTW!.
@davidramnero

Offline Plank of Wood

  • Final Fighter
  • *****
  • Posts: 8427
  • Ka-Boom!
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
« Reply #73 on: July 15, 2007, 01:54:37 pm »
Go out of da housy and get to da bashing and smashing!
the real saviour of this forum

Offline FROMAN

  • Journey Groupie
  • *****
  • Posts: 2328
  • =ω=
    • View Profile
Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 7
« Reply #74 on: July 15, 2007, 02:37:21 pm »
if your shirt has pockets put some of the foodies in the pockets.