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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2007, 10:00:14 am »
go in the house.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2007, 10:29:11 am »
Check the house for a Window. If not, knock the door and enter.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2007, 11:10:18 am »
eat a hole in the roof and enter the house
"Apply layers to Reality
Things only you can see
Add a beat to Normality
To tap the core of Insanity"

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2007, 11:32:23 am »
Wood floats.  Get the sign out of the water.  Once you learn to beat things properly with it, there will always be plenty to eat.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2007, 12:18:31 pm »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2007, 12:19:20 pm »
a duck!

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2007, 12:27:14 pm »
So, if she is lighter than a duck, she's a witch!

Burn her!

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The best person ever.  She should have won the Peace Prize.

What? No full control over children? You do realize that some of us have particular plans for those children.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #23 on: July 11, 2007, 12:31:13 pm »
go inside the house
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #24 on: July 11, 2007, 02:00:18 pm »
Go in house

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #25 on: July 11, 2007, 02:06:19 pm »
Push on woody thingy to open. If that not work, pull. If that not work, eat wood door thingy.
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell;

"I'm AS MAD AS HELL and i'm NOT going to take this ANYMORE!"

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #26 on: July 11, 2007, 07:22:31 pm »
Eat the door to the house.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2007, 08:00:46 pm »
Push on woody thingy to open. If that not work, pull. If that not work, eat wood door thingy.

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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 2
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2007, 04:03:52 am »
Chapter 3

"Uh..? whut float means? Can you eat it? Oh lookie! The woddy sign is.. aha floating! on the watery stuff! Take it? mkey"



"But! Me cant reach it... wut to do heady voices? Door? wuts a door? Woody thingy! Aha!"



"Pull? it anit pullable! stupid... mmkey I push it.. not pushable to.. eat it!? Best stuff I heard from ye guys for a long time!"



"grhll..... knjgrr.... It aint working.. ughnmll...."



"Ouchie.. it dint work... me theethies are hurting.. but me got some wood and it tasted yummie! just small pieces though... wut abut now? CLIMB THE ROOF!? That will make me fall! Dont you remembur? falling hurts! BAD IDEA!"
Inventory:

Wearing: Black coat.
Pockets: A strange shaped rock.
Hands: Nothing.
Other: Nothing.

Status:

Health: 96% (Bruishers mostly, theeth hurts)
Mood: irritated, bored.
Hunger (0-10): 6


Experiences: (This may effect future events)
Falling hurts. (memory of event: 97%)
House is the things you live in, doors are wodden things you open (100%)
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Re: Life and Adventures of Burke the Trod - Chapter. 3
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2007, 04:57:35 am »
strip (time for some hot action)
"Apply layers to Reality
Things only you can see
Add a beat to Normality
To tap the core of Insanity"