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Enchanted weapons
« on: July 08, 2007, 10:51:24 am »
I literally just thought of this. What type pf weapon would you enchant and with what?

I would use a trident enchanted with lightening.


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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 10:53:44 am »
A gun that fires a different caliber bullet with each firing and scores different barrel marks on every time.

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 11:04:29 am »
frozen leg of lamb, enchanted with a basil seasoning.

it will be nicer when the policeman eats it.
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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 11:18:11 am »
A SMG enchanted with after touch.
Imagine it, you shoot for about half a second, get a tonne of bullets out there, then guide each and every one in super-slow motion, without having to be anywhere near them. Fire around corners, or shoot in the direction of an innocent puppy whilst having all the bullets veer around the puppy and into the eyes of peodophiles.

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 11:21:44 am »
A glove which acts retroactively.  I could literally punch people so hard they felt it the week before.
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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 01:52:59 pm »
I'd enchant a pair of gloves with the ability to pick/rip up, carry and throw any object irregardless of weight and size as if it were extremely lightweight.
Someone bothering me? Thrown into low orbit!
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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 06:10:28 pm »
A musket that fires a shot that won't lose velocity as it passes through objects and can be controlled by my will so that it smashes into the same target over and over and a sword with a blade that can scatter into thousands of tiny razor-like peices and then all these blades slash my opponent at great speed.

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 06:42:02 pm »
A ring, That give me COMPLETE AND TOTAL POWER OVER EVERYTHING !
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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 08:01:17 pm »
A remote control that controls time and a number of oth- Oh wait. That's already been done  :-\

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 04:17:44 am »
I'm allready controlling the universe, so I don't need a weapon.
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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 04:21:02 am »
a pair of .5AE cal Desert Eagles that give me l33t pistol skillz.

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 05:15:24 am »
A knife that makes me run faster.

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 06:44:37 am »
A gun that give +7 dexterity.

or better yet a gun that heals the people you shoot just for the novelty of it.

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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2007, 07:47:06 am »
A +1 tongue (barbed)
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Re: Enchanted weapons
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 01:15:05 pm »
A knife that makes me run faster.
You mean shoes?
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