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The Search For The Next Elvira
« on: June 13, 2007, 10:51:58 pm »

Casting Call

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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is searching for an evil handmaiden to assist with her Halloween hosting duties on the Fox Reality Original, “The Search for the Next Elvira” which debuts on Fox Reality, the only all-reality, all the time cable and satellite network on Saturday, October 13th at 9pm PT/ 12am ET. Natural 9 Entertainment (“Reality Remix”, Fox Reality Really Awards”) is producing the series exclusively for Fox Reality.

CASTING DETAILS

An open “Casket Call” will be held on Friday, July 13th at the Queen Mary in Long Beach, Ca. - hosted by Fox Reality. Instructions for entering through the open Casket Call are posted at www.foxreality.com

"We are thrilled to hold the “open casket call” at the Queen Mary - a notoriously haunted Los Angeles landmark. All walks of life are welcome to see if they have what it takes to become the next Elvira.“ says Carol Sherman, Executive Producer, Natural 9 Entertainment.

From the hundreds of horrific hopefuls, Elvira will cut the group down to the unlucky thirteen participants, while the others will be told to “Rest in Peace”. Later that same evening, Elvira will be officially crowned with the title “The Queen of Halloween”.

“There are simply too many ghastly engagements for one ‘Mistress of the Dark’ to entertain”, says Elvira. “I am searching for someone to share my tricks with - someone to help spread the Halloween spirit.”

No matter what happens, this will be fun to watch.



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Re: The Search For The Next Elvira
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 04:29:05 am »
wait... "Share my tricks with". Did she actually admit to being a prostitute?
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The Search For The Next Elvira
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2007, 06:39:55 am »
wait... "Share my tricks with". Did she actually admit to being a prostitute?
Tricks, as in, tricks of the trade.  Sheesh.

Double entendre.

For all of you that are about to make me feel old: Elvira.

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Re: The Search For The Next Elvira
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2007, 07:21:12 am »
The Search For The Next Elvira
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Re: The Search For The Next Elvira
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 02:36:16 pm »
All in all, mildly disappointing.

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Re: The Search For The Next Elvira
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 02:40:49 pm »
Where's the option to vote for Cassandra?  >:(
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