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Pants!
« on: May 05, 2007, 08:35:57 am »
The premise of this topic is simple. Take movie quotes/game quotes/lines from songs and replace key words in them with "Pants". See who can get the best one. A little bit of immature, screwy fun. Let's begin.

"They're comin' outta the pants! THEY'RE COMIN' OUTTA THE GODDAMN PANTS!!"
- Aliens



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Re: Pants!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2007, 08:59:17 am »
"The premise of this topic is simple. Take movie quotes/game quotes/lines from songs and replace key words in them with "penis". See who can get the best one. A little bit of immature, screwy fun. Let's begin."
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2007, 09:40:42 am »
"Pants me baby one more time"

~Britney Spears

Can we change the quotes alittle bit?

Quote from: everybody
BURN THE PANTS!

PANTS SUCKS

THEY LOOK TERRIBLE AND THEREFORE MUST BE TERRIBLE

Would you like to have some pants for your argument, or at least present some?

The rules of pants remain the same. Vote from the pants you are given and the results will be shown after you've submitted your pants.

So yeah, my pants... what do you think of them? Are they really my highest pants? Is there still a ways to go or have I peaked? Voice your opinion and feel free to throw in pants whenever you feel it is appropriate.

Thought Process:

What are I Don't Care Pants?
Can we market them?
Who do we market it at?
How much pants do we get out of it?
I haven't wore any pants yet.
Where's my pants?
Pants found, wearing.
Discard previous train of thought.
Make inane statement on forum.





PANTS!!

Josef Stalin has the best pants ever!



Just look at it!
« Last Edit: May 05, 2007, 09:50:39 am by 7 who ate 9 »
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Mary Poppins was hot. Full of golden ratio goodness. I'd be the derivative of her function any day of the week.
We'll hold that against you until you leave these forums you know :P

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Re: Pants!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2007, 09:50:05 am »
Band of Pants

Hitchpantters pants to the pants.

The longest Pants

Monty Pythons Flying Pants.

And now for something completly pants.
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2007, 09:50:20 am »
Don't be stupid! Do your part by reporting any pants that you deem unfit. Just click that pants over there! --------->
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2007, 09:52:34 am »
"In the Abcense of Pants, find something an kill it!"
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2007, 09:54:34 am »
Don't say "Here, have some pants, LadyM.)

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Mary Poppins was hot. Full of golden ratio goodness. I'd be the derivative of her function any day of the week.
We'll hold that against you until you leave these forums you know :P

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Re: Pants!
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2007, 09:58:02 am »
Pants 9 from Out Space :P
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2007, 10:02:01 am »
Quote from: Led Zeppelin
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot pants flow
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2007, 10:02:38 am »
"Hmm... you look like pants... *sniff* ... you SMELL like pants... maybe you ARE pants!"
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"You have my sword."
"And you have my bow."
"AND *MY* PANTS!"
- LotR

"Don't you know who I am..? I'M THE PANTS, BITCH!"
- Xmen

"Do you remember the taste of pants, Mr. Frodo?"
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2007, 10:04:25 am »
//Transmitting on all REDPANTS frequencies...

This is the Minister Pants of the Alliance of Pants demanding the immediate surrender of the political entity known as REDPANTS as specified by galactic pants; peace to be made favorable to the position of the AoP, AoH, Wexxian Pants, and formerly GU pants,

Refusal means imminant invasion.//
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2007, 10:29:03 am »
"HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PANTS!"
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2007, 10:41:33 am »
"If into the pants you look, only pain will you find."
- Yoda

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Re: Pants!
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2007, 12:54:58 pm »
"I love... carpet.
 I love... desk."
"Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?"
"I love pants."
"Do you really love the pants, or are you just saying it because you saw it?"
"I love pants. I love pants."
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Re: Pants!
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2007, 02:50:30 pm »
"Pants over man, pants over!!!"
-Aliens

"Pants motherf***er do you wear them?"
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