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Offline Cruithne

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Puzzlequest is the devil!
« on: April 08, 2007, 08:10:13 pm »
Puzzlequest is the devil, it is crack and heroin, it hooks you in, you hate yourself but you can't let it go. I don't even like the game anymore, but I can't stop playing it, and it cheats, I swear to you, it cheats.
Hate Puzzlequest, hate it, but i can't let it go..... :'(



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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 08:22:33 pm »
What is puzzlequest?
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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 08:39:31 pm »
It is the Devil, Satan, Beelzebub, come on earth and taken the form of a seemingly harmless little game, bejeweled style puzzler/RPG hybrid.
But, it cheats, the game cheats. you try to beat it, but it cheats, and you can't, but you keep trying, but you can't, but you can't stop trying, so you keep trying, but you can't win.
And in the background I can hear the echoing laughter,all the way from the very pits of hell, as the evil one mocks my attempts to kill that giant rat.

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 08:42:50 pm »
It seems to be Final Fantasy meets Bejeweled... on the PSP... Yeah, I'm not too sure myself.
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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2007, 04:22:57 am »
OK, I think that we can conclude that Cruithne really hates Puzzlequest
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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2007, 04:50:22 am »
He hates his precious.

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2007, 09:29:22 am »
Why don't you just stop playing?  Break the cartridge or something...
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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2007, 09:52:44 am »
Why don't you just stop playing?  Break the cartridge or something...

Just say no?

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2007, 01:51:54 pm »
I'm really, really tempted to pick this up. Does it have multiplayer of any kind?
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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2007, 03:34:11 pm »
Yes it does, and it is just about a perfect multiplayer game.

If it had Wi-fi, I'd never get out of bed again.

Something strange happened to me today. I was playing Puzzlequest, and I started to win. Suddenly I could see moves and cut the AI off before it made them. I was gathering up mana and casting offensive spells that wiped the smile of the computers face.

I like this game.

Go buy it, now.

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2007, 03:56:04 pm »
Iti's aslo outfor the DS, and I think it does have wi-fi on that....
What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2007, 06:42:27 pm »
I'm playing it on the DS, been so busy with the single payer i hadn't checked out the Wi fi.

That is interesting.

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2007, 06:45:44 pm »
I expect to see this in about 2 years in Australia.

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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2007, 02:00:44 pm »
@Cobra: You can download a free demo for PC here.
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Re: Puzzlequest is the devil!
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2007, 06:02:07 pm »
Doesn't seem is great if i can't play it on my train although i might give it a look at home anyway if I like it I'll buy it.