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Offline Daxx

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #30 on: April 14, 2007, 11:14:02 am »
Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #31 on: April 14, 2007, 11:25:06 am »
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/211557/man_undergoes_surgery_without_proper.html

Alright, now this one really makes my skin crawl. Guhhhuhhhhh. I can't imagine what the pain of that would be like...

At least it was actually an honest mistake. It's nasty, but accidents do happen sometimes.



Aside from that, I think it's interesting that a topic about human misery has now practically become a topic about religion.
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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #32 on: April 14, 2007, 11:35:39 am »
Redutcio ad Hitlerum Jesusum.

There, I coined it first.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #33 on: April 14, 2007, 12:34:23 pm »
Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

Umm, read the next sentence. I meant that's what little children are saying.

EDIT - And I meant to say he died. I am quoting three 5-9 year old cousins/siblings who said that.
« Last Edit: April 14, 2007, 02:00:12 pm by Alwayswatching »
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #34 on: April 14, 2007, 12:52:47 pm »
« Last Edit: April 14, 2007, 01:46:21 pm by LadyM »

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2007, 05:15:50 pm »
Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

Umm, read the next sentence. I meant that's what little children are saying.

EDIT - And I meant to say he died. I am quoting three 5-9 year old cousins/siblings who said that.
Easter is the celebration of Jesus's rising from the dead on the third day. Christmas is the celebration of Jesus's birth.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2007, 05:47:51 pm »
Remember - it's Zombie Jesus Weekend.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2007, 06:31:28 pm »
Remember - it's Zombie Jesus Weekend.

I'd have found that funnier had I not seen that cyanide and happyness comic already.  ;)
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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2007, 07:48:45 pm »
I love that comic.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2007, 12:12:57 am »
Back on topic:
Boy critically burned after drain cleaner is dumped on playground
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Baltimore County fire officials say a two-year-old boy was critically burned today after someone splashed industrial-strength drain cleaner all over an elementary school playground.
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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #40 on: April 16, 2007, 06:54:59 am »
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What?

Edit: Seriously, that doesn't even make sense.
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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #41 on: April 16, 2007, 07:45:18 am »
Yeah, I already saw this one.. ugh. I just can't fathom why anyone would do that - normally the assbat types want to see the suffering they cause but this guy just tropped a trap and left. It doesnt make a lot of psychological sense to me.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #42 on: April 16, 2007, 09:09:13 pm »
Simple the guy who did this is a huge toolbox.

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #43 on: April 21, 2007, 04:13:07 am »
This is a double post but I'm bring in some new topics. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/6571445.stm

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070420/tuk-uk-britain-toddlers-fa6b408.html

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Re: News for your Blues
« Reply #44 on: April 21, 2007, 04:43:55 am »
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That really makes me sick, that someone can do something like that and get let off with a slap on the wrist and told not to do it again! >:(
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