Topic: News for your Blues

[Daxx]

Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

[/lurk]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/211557/man_undergoes_surgery_without_proper.html

Alright, now this one really makes my skin crawl. Guhhhuhhhhh. I can't imagine what the pain of that would be like...

At least it was actually an honest mistake. It's nasty, but accidents do happen sometimes.



Aside from that, I think it's interesting that a topic about human misery has now practically become a topic about religion.

[stuck]

Redutcio ad Hitlerum Jesusum.

There, I coined it first.

[emmet]

Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

Umm, read the next sentence. I meant that's what little children are saying.

EDIT - And I meant to say he died. I am quoting three 5-9 year old cousins/siblings who said that.

[Gungnir]

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http://www.howtonotsuck.com/viewarticle.php?id=24


That sounds a lot like this article....post...thing.

[Werechicken]

Well, for one thing, Christmas. I'm not saying I hate Christmas, but, it's like, Jesus died.

You sure know a lot about Christianity.

Umm, read the next sentence. I meant that's what little children are saying.

EDIT - And I meant to say he died. I am quoting three 5-9 year old cousins/siblings who said that.

Easter is the celebration of Jesus's rising from the dead on the third day. Christmas is the celebration of Jesus's birth.

Never trust with any information provided by someone under 12 unless it's about cartoons or sweets.

[Luminar]

Remember - it's Zombie Jesus Weekend.

[Werechicken]

Remember - it's Zombie Jesus Weekend.

I'd have found that funnier had I not seen that cyanide and happyness comic already. 

[Gungnir]

I love that comic.

[Slartibartfast]

Back on topic:
Boy critically burned after drain cleaner is dumped on playground

Baltimore County fire officials say a two-year-old boy was critically burned today after someone splashed industrial-strength drain cleaner all over an elementary school playground.

Google News.

[/lurk]

...

What?

Edit: Seriously, that doesn't even make sense.

[Luminar]

Yeah, I already saw this one.. ugh. I just can't fathom why anyone would do that - normally the assbat types want to see the suffering they cause but this guy just tropped a trap and left. It doesnt make a lot of psychological sense to me.

[Cobra]

Simple the guy who did this is a huge toolbox.

[Cobra]

This is a double post but I'm bring in some new topics. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/6571445.stm

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070420/tuk-uk-britain-toddlers-fa6b408.html

[Person21]

one-year suspended sentences

That really makes me sick, that someone can do something like that and get let off with a slap on the wrist and told not to do it again!