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Offline TheFatMan

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2007, 01:19:25 am »
Be nailed to a goalpost, while having your skin slowly and delicately stripped, layer by layer, before having the gooey blankets of body fat scraped and having all of your sinew, slowly but surely, peeled away, being fed your own internal organs, beginning with your intestines, and being showered in salt and vinegar before being thrown in a volcanic lake


i think you thought about that before...

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2007, 04:11:55 am »
Study him, learn all his tricks and eventually you can kill him just like he is a weak man. Knife, pistol, hammer... Your desicion.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2007, 04:47:53 am »
With penicillin, duh.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2007, 05:23:06 am »
LOL, internet!!


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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2007, 05:46:43 am »
Like this...


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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2007, 06:25:56 am »
call the ghostbusters

how do you kill the evil undead zombie jesus

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2007, 11:27:35 am »
Be nailed to a goalpost, while having your skin slowly and delicately stripped, layer by layer, before having the gooey blankets of body fat scraped and having all of your sinew, slowly but surely, peeled away, being fed your own internal organs, beginning with your intestines, and being showered in salt and vinegar before being thrown in a volcanic lake.

No matter how many people think that you should do that, it won't actually kill Cool AN unless you do it to him

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2007, 11:19:27 am »
burn it

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2007, 11:21:23 am »
Get King Kong.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2007, 11:22:50 am »
you dont

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2007, 11:46:33 am »
By throwing an endagered species over a cliff.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2007, 01:19:31 pm »
Blow up the servers of the world.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2007, 01:25:54 pm »
But then you'd die too  ::)

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2007, 01:32:16 pm »
Inject the probe anally.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2007, 07:31:55 pm »
By reaching through the computer and slapping him.  Like that guys avatar  :P

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