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Offline blitzonator

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2007, 04:59:42 am »
You can't

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #16 on: March 25, 2007, 08:10:10 am »
voilently, with a spoon

how do you kill jesus

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2007, 08:16:30 am »
Stab him, every three days.


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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2007, 08:56:46 am »
With Generic Super-Lightning-Dragon-Strike attack #748

How do you kill Ozzy Osbourne?
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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2007, 11:58:25 am »
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How to kill a goth
Dunno

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How do you kill Mickey Mouse?
decapitation

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how do you kill that guy
tell me which guy

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How do you kill Ozzy Osbourne?

Poison the bat.

Bu dum dish!

How to kill me (like it was possible).

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2007, 09:15:23 am »
Be nailed to a goalpost, while having your skin slowly and delicately stripped, layer by layer, before having the gooey blankets of body fat scraped and having all of your sinew, slowly but surely, peeled away, being fed your own internal organs, beginning with your intestines, and being showered in salt and vinegar before being thrown in a volcanic lake

how to kill an alien

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2007, 09:40:18 am »
How do you kill Roadrunner?

Buy your rockets from any company other than ACME.

Anyway,

You steam him and his "we come in peace" flag.

How do you kill a lawyer?

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2007, 09:43:01 am »
stop pressing charges

ho do you kill fred flintstone

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2007, 10:07:35 am »
Throw a giant stone on him. Write on it Fred FlinSTONE

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2007, 10:11:43 am »
You argue with Christianity and turn atheist!

How do you kill what has no life?
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2007, 10:25:05 am »
with the "Sword of a Thousand Truths"

how do you kill a lawyer?

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2007, 02:12:28 pm »
How do you kill a lawyer?

how do you kill a lawyer?


How do you kill that which has no life?

How do you kill what has no life?

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2007, 03:18:46 pm »
did i say lawyer? i mean judge...really...i did

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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2007, 05:32:18 pm »
did i say lawyer? i mean judge...really...i did

Suuure...

I'll pretend you said judge, though.

How do you kill a judge? Put a spring on the underside of his/her gavel.

How do you kill an emo?
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Re: how to kill...
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2007, 12:48:04 am »
You really don't have to do anything. Just say hey and they will cut their wrists.

How to kill a giant?

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