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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2007, 06:02:50 pm »
"Modding powers!" A flash of lightning comes down and interupts the path of Richards Resonance Inhibitor, turning it into a seagull.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2007, 06:04:56 pm »
The seagull coughed, then donned a pair of plastic eyebrows, glasses, nose and moustache, as well as a cigar, before hoarsely stating "So I says to the wife, I says I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, i'd rather dance with the cows till you come home. Yak!"

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2007, 06:05:45 pm »
Suddenly, god comes down and squashes the gnome...
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2007, 06:08:01 pm »
A rotund monk then peaked at the scene. "Captain Shortlegs! What's happened to you?" He picked up the broken gnome shards and raised his fist at the fellow deity before him. "Nobody messes with Buddha! TRANSFORM!" He turned into a robot version of himself, with like, lasers and crap.
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2007, 06:12:07 pm »
A nearby bystander scowled menacingly at Robuddha, and underwent a terrible transformation into a towering, metal fish/lizard entity, declaring with a roar "YOU HAVE SHOWN YOURSELF HERE, FOOLISH ROBUDDHA! THE WRATH OF CYBER-MOHAMMED WILL DESTROY YOU!"

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2007, 06:13:35 pm »
There's a bright flash and the Skub Pope appears.  "Did you think I wouldn't show up to a deity showdown?"  He hold the Skub jar above his head.  "By the power of Skub!"  Lightning strikes him and he suddenly gets armor with Skub written on the front.  "I have the power!"
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2007, 06:14:33 pm »
Robuddha's optical sensors turned to see his archenemy. "The path to enlightenment may only be reached by those who know how to LAY THE SMACK DOWN!" Robuddha launched inot the air ready to body-slam Cyber-Muhhamed.
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #37 on: March 21, 2007, 06:16:31 pm »
Then suddenly, all falls silent as an invisible non-existant presence enters.

I am athiesm It said, and all the gods dissapeared
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #38 on: March 21, 2007, 06:17:37 pm »
Meanwhile, Blight looked on at the scene, bewildered. "Huh.. look at that. It's Buddha and Mohammed fighting it out right here in the ci-- OH CRAP! RU... wait.. what? Atheism?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #39 on: March 21, 2007, 06:20:50 pm »
By the approach of Aethesism, the mighty Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster came, and ate it up with one swipe of it's meatballs.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #40 on: March 21, 2007, 06:21:25 pm »
"HEY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE YOU GUYS OH YA PRETTY COOL PRETTY COOL" A man appearing to be Tom Cruise came forth. "HEY THERE SIR WOULD YOU LIKE ETERNAL HAPPINESS? WELL ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE MY CHURCH MONEY!"
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #41 on: March 21, 2007, 06:22:29 pm »
Luckily, Oprah's couch came back for revenge...
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #42 on: March 21, 2007, 06:22:55 pm »
Unfortunatley, at this moment Xenu decided to break out of his prison. "HWOR HOR HOR! SCIENTOLOGY THOUGHT IT COULD CONTAIN ME BUT THEY WERE WRONG! TEEGEEACK SHALL BE MINE!" he declared, storming off to his saucer to plan and scheme.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #43 on: March 21, 2007, 06:23:51 pm »
"I am just as confussed as you are bright. This RP sucks. I don't even care that I'm breacking the fourth wall. Let's all go on that paper adventure that was sugested at a couple pages back."

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2007, 06:25:05 pm »
And then for no reason, all the fish and birds started fighting.

"BLURBLBLURBL!" yelled the Oarfish colonel.

"CAWACAWACAW!" squawked the Canary lieutenant.
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