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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2007, 03:17:29 pm »
Once upon a time, there was a man made of paper. He drew a face on his head with pencil and lived in a cabin in the forest. Every morning he would cut wood to make more paper with, for he was an artist and his cabin was covered with fantastic sketches of the forest that he lived in. He sold the drawings at the market in town and used the money to buy paints and brushes and pencils and inks and continue producing beautiful pictures of the forest. He was happy.

Unfortunately, all would not always be well for this man made of paper. Tastes changed: his paintings of the forest went out of fashion, people would rather buy portraits instead. The only portrait that the man made of paper had ever drawn was his own face, and he knew that he could not paint a portrait of a man made of flesh to the same quality. He lost his income and became depressed, as he could no longer do the only thing that made him happy, which was paint. He continued making paper, hoping for the day that landscapes would become fashionable again, but it did not come in his lifetime. He died, sad and alone, because of the whimsy of the art market.

Deep in the woods, his cabin still stands - a treasure trove of the finest paper ever made. However, the only way that it could be found is by examining the paintings the forest to determine where the cabin stands. By now, his paintings have scattered all over the world and would be almost impossible to discover. What will you do? (I made this up off the top of my head, and I'm rather impressed with it.)
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2007, 03:18:53 pm »
"NO NO PIKACHU! SIGN SIGN!"
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2007, 03:19:45 pm »
"Hey kid... beggars can't be choosers... and my name's Richard." Richard said, giving Blight a sideways glance.

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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2007, 03:29:14 pm »
As Jacob was talking with Blight he saw a strange person. Some fan... Jacob thought. He really like Richard though, mabye I should give him some paper. To bad the only paper Jacob had was crumpled up.

"Hey, Fan, I have some paper in the studio if you want some. It's not that great of paper though, so it might not be worthy to your standards. Oh well, I'm sure you don't care. It's not like you world travel all around the world for a perfect piece of paper. It would just be silly if that happened.
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2007, 03:57:13 pm »
"Indeed it would" The voice in the sky said once again. (Whats wrong with rping?)

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2007, 04:22:42 pm »
Blight stared at the newcomer, bewildered. "Uh.. you do know this is the guy who plays Richard, right..?"

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2007, 04:29:10 pm »
"No no... I am Richard... and I play myself on that show too." Richard said.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2007, 04:35:04 pm »
The gnome noticed the dancing girraffe, but couldn't do anything as he was made of caly..
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2007, 04:39:25 pm »
"Since when is there a dancing giraffe?" Richard asked nobody in particular.

Richard got up and walked back onto the land.

"If I killed one of you do you think anybody would notice or care?" He asked, again, to nobody in particular.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2007, 04:43:27 pm »
Suddenly, a bunch of Roman dancing girls randomly dance in and surrounds everyone.  At that moment, a very fat cat marches in with shades and a business suit, while rapping "I'm a fat-cat!  Yeah, I'm a fat-cat!"
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2007, 04:48:46 pm »
Richard sighed and vaporized the cat with the Resonance Inhibitor.

"It's like the gods are out to make me miserable." He said dejectedly.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2007, 04:52:14 pm »
"Hey guys look, Benny is still acting in that little room. Should we tell him the show is over or just watch him continue to stay in that gnome costume? And whose the guy in the Cat costume?

Anyway, anyone have any paper? A pen or pencil would be good to, but I suppose we don't need that."
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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2007, 05:48:12 pm »
There was a terrible almighty silence.

There was a terrible almighty noise.

There was a terrible almighty silence.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2007, 05:53:27 pm »
"Oh my God... do you people ever shut up!?" Richard yelled.

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Re: The mighty off-topic rp.
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2007, 05:56:52 pm »
"No! That's what we're here for!" yelled back You People.