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Offline Lord Janos

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Urgent advice needed!
« on: March 11, 2007, 04:09:19 pm »
This is an emergency.  I am deliberating over which of these to buy in light of a themed party.  Now, would you say that the black one with the moving eyes is more fetching:

(http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FUN-MENS-THONG-ELEPHANT-MOVING-EYES-TRUNK-BNWT_W0QQitemZ320091525769QQihZ011QQcategoryZ137847QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)

OR would one say that the flashy red one is more to taste:

(http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Sexy-Mens-Novelty-Thong-Red-Elephant_W0QQitemZ110035288249QQihZ001QQcategoryZ58449QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting)

Thank you very much!
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Re: Urgent advice needed!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2007, 04:19:53 pm »
Since the black one's page is down, I'm inclined to go for the red one.

If they're both the same apart from the colour, then definitely the red.
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Re: Urgent advice needed!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2007, 04:23:51 pm »
Should be working now.  And yes I do rather like the garish red one.

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« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2007, 04:26:37 pm »
Yes, I can see it now. They're both nice, but I still prefer the red. It's just more striking - it says "HEY, LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ELEPHANT."

That's a good thing in a novelty thong.
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Re: Urgent advice needed!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2007, 04:26:50 pm »
Your going to wear this to a party?? You might as well go with the red. Will you be posting photos for the forum later?  :D

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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2007, 04:27:39 pm »
Your going to wear this to a party?? You might as well go with the red. Will you be posting photos for the forum later?  :D

Certainly am.  I'll post photos if any are taken, for sure!

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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2007, 04:29:48 pm »
Your going to wear this to a party?? You might as well go with the red. Will you be posting photos for the forum later?  :D

Certainly am.  I'll post photos if any are taken, for sure!

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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2007, 04:32:25 pm »
I caved in and bought the red one... I'm thinking intoxicated people will appreciate garish colours as opposed to funky eyes.

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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2007, 04:33:52 pm »
Now go and show them just how well you can dress.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2007, 04:34:49 pm »
Add a bow tie too.  :D

btw.. what kind of party is this?

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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2007, 04:35:44 pm »
LadyM, you're a genius.
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Re: Urgent advice needed!
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2007, 04:42:18 pm »
Add a bow tie too.  :D

btw.. what kind of party is this?

I do have a bow tie!  Good idea...

The description is "THEME: BRIGHTLY COLOURED!  AND YOU MUST WEAR AN ITEM OF UNDERWEAR OVER THE TOP OF YOUR OUTFIT!"

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2007, 04:45:52 pm »
Then the red is perfect but does this mean your wearing them OVER your clothes? or just them and a bow tie. Also, isn't it cold now? That could be a problem.  :P

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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2007, 04:47:08 pm »
Make sure that the rest of your clothes are skintight, or the thong could lose its impact.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2007, 04:49:31 pm »
Then the red is perfect but does this mean your wearing them OVER your clothes? or just them and a bow tie. Also, isn't it cold now? That could be a problem.  :P

Yeah over the clothes.  Although now that you mention it... just them and a bow tie... just kidding.  I'll wear black jeans and a light coloured shirt probably to highlight the effect; I don't imagine many people will miss it!