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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1785 on: December 09, 2011, 12:25:06 pm »
I HERD THE GUYS WHO MADE STALKER ARE CLOSING DOWN

But yeah.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/12/09/wuh-oh-gsc-stalker-2-dead/
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1786 on: December 09, 2011, 12:27:22 pm »
GOOD NEWS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!

EXTREME FEVER!!!!!!
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1787 on: December 09, 2011, 12:38:14 pm »
Come on guys I think we all already read Rock Paper Shotgun.

Go back to posting links from bad blogs.
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1788 on: December 09, 2011, 12:41:45 pm »
Don't worry.

Once you guys (the masses) started reading it the countdown began on RPS. It'll be a crappy publication in six to eight months.
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1790 on: January 19, 2012, 08:35:59 pm »
You're welcome for the gif!  I'll have to get around to reading the article, too.

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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1791 on: January 19, 2012, 08:37:36 pm »
Came in handy sooner than expected.
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1793 on: February 11, 2012, 12:07:21 am »
Big name 3rd-party company: "hey Microsoft, did you see Nintendo's new iPad console thingy? Maybe you should make one too."

Microsoft: "yeah, it's nice and all, but I don't think it will work for us. Maybe for Nintendo. They like to do things their way."

Big name 3rd-party company: "well that sucks. You know, we would really like it of you guys copied each other, that way our games can run on all your systems. Otherwise we won't make games for your system like we do for Nintendo and you are going to loose money. :( "

Microsoft: "oh wait, I mean, we do have something. In the works right now. It's not ready yet but we will have a tablet thingy too."

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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1794 on: February 11, 2012, 05:21:33 am »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1795 on: February 11, 2012, 08:55:53 am »
Hahaha the Angry Dome.
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1796 on: February 11, 2012, 10:33:53 am »
Totally saving that.
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1797 on: February 11, 2012, 01:00:43 pm »
Nintendo tablets, MS tablets, Sony can have tablets too! It's a tunnel tablet arms race.
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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1798 on: February 11, 2012, 02:29:00 pm »
"Video games are meant to be just one thing. Fun. Fun for everyone!" - Satoru Iwata

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Re: Kotaku SUCKS... (Game News Topic)
« Reply #1799 on: February 11, 2012, 05:18:35 pm »
-Clicks link-

 :D,that at least makes less mad then before.
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