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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5205 on: April 08, 2017, 04:55:29 pm »
In college I learned more racial slurs in a week of being around a guy from Chicago than I had heard living in the south my whole life.  Profanity and insults are their second language, I think.

Get out of here with that baby stuff, lurk.  If you want to hit him back, look up some Polak jokes, insult whichever Chicago team he likes the most, and insist that deep dish pizza isn't pizza or good.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5206 on: April 08, 2017, 07:00:16 pm »
Call it a pie, cause that's what it is.

It's a pan pie...
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5207 on: April 08, 2017, 09:15:10 pm »
Gungnir, that sucks. A friend of mine pulled the pennies thing on me once (or at least, something similar). I'm sorry I have no good advice. You do what you think works best. But yeah, that's not cool.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5208 on: April 08, 2017, 10:27:04 pm »
Anyone else skeeved out by non-stick aluminum foil?

I don't trust whatever the heck that layer is. :\

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5209 on: April 08, 2017, 10:42:47 pm »
Just be sure to make the hat with that layer on the outside and it'll be fine.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5210 on: April 09, 2017, 07:16:57 am »

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5211 on: April 16, 2017, 09:14:28 am »
People that have every conversation on their cellphone on speaker.

People that have every conversation on their cellphone on speaker, even when they're trying to buy things from my cashiers.

People that have every conversation on their cellphone on speaker, even when they're trying to buy things from my cashiers, and then they get mad at my cashiers for getting their order wrong, despite giving them exactly what they asked for.

Maybe pay attention to the point of sale and the transaction of money, rather than yelling into your phone so Sheila can hear you over the 500 people in the theater lobby right now. Or even just turn speakerphone off so the ambient noise isn- you know what, how about you just die? Take that soft pretzel that you said you wanted (but now you don't) and choke on it and die. On the curb outside, please. We have business to conduct inside.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5212 on: April 16, 2017, 09:43:38 am »
In college I learned more racial slurs in a week of being around a guy from Chicago than I had heard living in the south my whole life.  Profanity and insults are their second language, I think.

Get out of here with that baby stuff, lurk.  If you want to hit him back, look up some Polak jokes, insult whichever Chicago team he likes the most, and insist that deep dish pizza isn't pizza or good.

Call it a pie, cause that's what it is.

It's a pan pie...

I didn't even see this.

"CHICAGO STYLE" Deep Dish Pizza is its own classification of crappy pizza.

Pizzas made in pans akin to the Greek style are recognizable as pizzas. Standard pizzas done up without a pan are recognizable as pizzas. Even crappy Sicilian pizza is recognizable as pizzas.

Chicago Style pizza is a mess of **** that is not pizza. Like anything else in Chicago, it's all hype and after all is said and done some jerk got away with your money. I hope the Koreans nuke Chicago first. The wide avenues and gridlike design will let the nuclear blast envelop the city unhindered. And the US will have 50% fewer jerks.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5213 on: April 16, 2017, 11:42:03 am »
The other half are in Philly.






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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5214 on: April 16, 2017, 01:51:13 pm »
That city (like every city) is a cesspool. It'd be great without the people.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5215 on: April 17, 2017, 05:34:14 am »
i do like a nice thick base in my pizza. i've never had "real" chicago pizza but looking at images, it looks kind of like a fatty mess. (i'd probably love it.)

sauce on top, though??
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5216 on: April 17, 2017, 06:38:50 am »
It's not a bad pizza, but in my mind it is barely a pizza, if at all. I also like the thick base layer, what I don't like is the thickness of the topping layer. More of a dough guy.

The sauce on top is hit or miss. There's a place up here that basically built their business in the 60s around their upsidedown pizza. It's a standard New York-style pizza, but the sauce is on top and the cheese is on the bottom. It's very very good! Their sauce is great. The strength or weakness of the sauce really shows through when it is the top layer.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5217 on: April 17, 2017, 02:19:03 pm »
The sort of culture I was raised in is strongly Chicago-area despite living in Wisconsin, and listen, **** those pizzas. The good Chicago food is the roast beef sandwiches with the juice. Portillos baybee yeahhh

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5218 on: April 17, 2017, 02:39:24 pm »
id fuсk your juicy roast beef sandwich
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #5219 on: April 17, 2017, 05:09:33 pm »
Wow
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