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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4125 on: April 25, 2015, 05:32:38 pm »
my life is so comfy
the things you guys gripe about
i just don't get most of it honestly

you know when your eyes are warm and you're just too lazy to do anything. aw man! it's the WORST. i can't handle all this stress!

breathing

i have no idea how to breathe right
breathe

whenever i'm manually breathing, which happens... not infrequently, but i'll stop altogether sometimes for a while until my head hurts and i realize i wasn't breathing... just a tragedy. when will robot lungs become a thing?




holding arms above your heart (don't even attempt this one)
  • circulation minimum
  • ow
  • uncomfortable
  • capillary refill time maximum
  • need to re-roll a better character, because this one sucks


i'm glad gravity is a thing, but i might prefer floating around in space
i might live long enough for that
not that it matters, i haven't been praying to science... i don't have enough gold stars saved up


(NOSE) BREATHING
when you have a deviated septum... i wish i had that nose surgery afterward.
noses



C A L L U S E S on top of your feet
you aren't even an astronaut, but that's what happens when you sit around all day


drinking water
oh, i forgot to drink water~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
oh, i'm so dehydrated~
thanks, society!


i'm under duress! i'm actually a skeleton!
POLITICS
just say no!


the last time you ate, you over-ate... :( now you need tums for your tummy! can't wait for desert!
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4126 on: April 25, 2015, 06:23:43 pm »
you ok?
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4127 on: April 25, 2015, 06:25:53 pm »
That's enough drugs for today
Person21 - As enjoyed by Veraal.
A wise Surface to Air Missile once said about marrying 9 year olds in Saudi Arabia "Its pretty hard to tell if a 9 year old is going to be hot when she grows up, kids change a lot, usually, seems like a bad system. That cute little nine year old you married could end being a fat, zitty teenager."

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4128 on: April 25, 2015, 06:41:55 pm »
if you have to spam randumb "lol funny" stuff, stick to one of the non serious topics :P
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4129 on: April 25, 2015, 06:51:22 pm »
That's enough drugs for today

Hahaha! Ahahahahaha.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4130 on: April 25, 2015, 08:55:32 pm »
if you have to spam randumb "lol funny" stuff, stick to one of the non serious topics :P
it's entirely serious, i'm an actual skeleton under the duress of fleshy bits

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4131 on: April 26, 2015, 07:21:10 am »
It's not drugs, his brain is checking out because he's malnourished.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4132 on: April 27, 2015, 05:26:45 am »
Crohns.

That's my gripe

****in crohns
No, no, he did. In the everything else section, at least. Officially, this makes him king.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4133 on: April 27, 2015, 11:27:25 am »
I can't imagine dude. I had a fairly mild case of IBS a few years back and that was already pretty lame. I hope you feel better.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4134 on: May 02, 2015, 10:10:47 pm »
I've a gripe.

My router is the Arris DG1670, the one provided me by TWC.

It refuses to port forward, and even setting up a DMZ through the router only opens up maybe one port in forty, which is more confusing than anything.

This is concurred by many on the internet, and no solutions offered by people who have fixed it are replicable with my device.

Despite having the best internet out of all my friends, I can't host anything because of it. The odd game works like RoR or Hero Siege, but for absolutely no apparent reason. It's been like this for a while, but I just went through another round of attempts to punch down the brick wall that is port forwarding this stupid modem-router. It's just annoying.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4135 on: May 03, 2015, 06:06:52 pm »
Have you checked the forums? Is it possible there is a conflict with that game and your specific router?

I've seen it happen before, but it's not a common kind of problem. *shrug*

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4136 on: May 03, 2015, 06:46:26 pm »
Have you tried using Hamachi or something?
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4137 on: May 15, 2015, 12:56:49 pm »
recently i visited some website hoping to find a zwieback recipe not requiring yeast

#Invalid YouTube Link#
i guess i'm not understand how to embed youtube videos.

the art of web browsing, of pleasantly viewing articles across the web without interuptions or distractions... no

i visit your website solely to find this zwieback recipe. i expect an article informing me of the ingredients, preparations methods, and the like. why greet your visitor with an obnoxious fullscreen overlay that obscures the content below?

i don't understand it. it's annoying and devalues the entire experience

i block your various elements
your headers that crowd the screen
your social buttons, your share options
your site metrics, beacons, cookies, trackers and all other parasites
your ads, your terrible ads
your author blurbs, circle portraits, meet the teams, and such
your captions, comments, subtitles, and other commentaries
your oh, so handy! back-to-tops that follow as i scroll
your clingy nav bars that refuse to die
your feedback solicitations
your sidebars
your lists, and not the convenient sort, but the list you distribute over 20 separate pages
your footer. often a page in it's own right, the mass of nonsense filled with crap, crap, crap, crap, crap

donate for more of our crap
advertise our crap to all your friends
we owe our crap to you


i sculpt your horrible elements and bring out the content that interests me, nothing more, so i look forward to the day this madness ends, all the while knowing it never will

i understand very little of this world

i have no idea what a grad student is. the price of gas? i don't know. why should i build credit? i don't understand it. no one appreciates a simple flower, but floral patterns, decor, and accessories are all the rage. inseparate opinions, knowledge, and madness that everyone accepts. what does a corvette look like? how did he know that was a honda? amazing knowledge, truly worth nothing at all!

it's ridiculous. everyone runs about without their head

god forbid someone goes astray or the disaster and crisis flying out to inform us all of unread messages!

seriously, why?

i'm retired in every sense from this stuff. i'm beyond it. when my savings run dry i'll become an amazing homeless guy! i can't wait! i imagine an awful adventure filled with disease, starvation, and nudity

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4138 on: May 15, 2015, 01:26:53 pm »
wow, so random

that means its funny!
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #4139 on: May 15, 2015, 01:30:33 pm »
wow, so random

that means its funny!
it's not at all random?

there is a train of thought, it's just unrefined