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Offline Grazony

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2955 on: October 21, 2011, 12:13:39 pm »
So...
I was getting out of class today when I felt how cold it was outside. Not freezing, but enough to make you want to stay inside. However I could not, I had to walk into town today to meet someone. Wasn't a long walk(just fifteen minutes or so), but the cold would make it seem longer. So I decided to go get some cheap hot chocolate from a vending machine that I like(its coffee is terrible though). I put in the correct change and...

*vending noises*
*splattering noises*
Wait what? Where the heck is the cup?

Got the hot chocolate, but no cup for it. I thought Hey maybe the cups are stuck together, I'll just put more money into it. I will have paid for two cups, but it will be worth it. So I put more money into it and...

*vending noises*
*splattering noises*
>:c


Long story short, I walk into town cold, mad, and a dollar short. :I

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2956 on: October 21, 2011, 01:12:02 pm »
We use problem tickets to report trouble with computers at work so we know what is wrong and where to go fix them. I just got this problem ticket at work(italics comment cut and pasted right from the system):

WOW - The cord may have come come and Can not type. She can't to the cord to reconnect and reboot..

Nice.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2957 on: October 21, 2011, 01:41:42 pm »
Sounds like somebody accidentally the computer.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2958 on: October 21, 2011, 09:37:45 pm »
My ex-girlfriend is probably pregnant with my child.

I'm 16.

She is 15.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2959 on: October 21, 2011, 09:50:20 pm »
My ex-girlfriend is probably pregnant with my child.

I'm 16.

She is 15.
Ouch. That sounds like a problem.
Is it a "you just parted ways finding it wasn't working" ex- or a "you cheated on me you [redacted] if you ever come within 10 feet of me I'll [redacted] kill you" ex- ?

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2960 on: October 21, 2011, 09:51:26 pm »
Its a "I like you more as a friend" ex. Going to get a test to clear up any doubts.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2961 on: October 21, 2011, 09:56:38 pm »
Well at least you (shouldn't!) have to worry about a child support scam or the like >.>
Got enough pre-emptive speeches about that from my parents...

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2962 on: October 21, 2011, 09:57:58 pm »
Insensitive comment of the night:

How many times have I told you people to keep it in your pants?  You never listen.  START LISTENING.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2963 on: October 21, 2011, 11:04:09 pm »
Or use protection.

Kids these days my goodness.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2964 on: October 21, 2011, 11:05:48 pm »
Or use protection.

Kids these days my goodness.

You really think I was that stupid? Of ****ing course I used ****ing protection. God damn.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2965 on: October 21, 2011, 11:36:04 pm »
Should've stuck to videogames, son. Or just had sex with a boy instead.

I believe we have experts on both these subjects on this forum.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2966 on: October 22, 2011, 02:40:53 am »
I don't think anyone here plays video games
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2967 on: October 22, 2011, 03:29:05 am »
Or just had sex with a boy instead.
One day a man will get pregnant with a child from same sex intercourse. And then all the people who have ever suggested this are going to eat their words.



And I mean a genetic man and not a woman who took hormones so she grew a beard.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2968 on: October 22, 2011, 03:47:38 am »
My ex-girlfriend is probably pregnant with my child.

I'm 16.

She is 15.

Damn Sucks, bro.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #2969 on: October 22, 2011, 09:19:28 am »
And this is why I'm a virgin.
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