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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1230 on: September 22, 2009, 10:42:54 am »
That sounds rather cool man! Are you an athlete?
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1231 on: September 22, 2009, 10:53:47 am »
That sounds rather cool man! Are you an athlete?

*gets up*

God no.

They suddenly announced during a PE lesson that everyone was to run 3000 meters for "Crosscountry"

There is more, but I'm too lazy to type it all up.


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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1232 on: September 23, 2009, 12:18:51 pm »
Shortsighted cops....

I'm getting on the freeway (55mph zone) and at the bottom of the ramp on the right edge just before the merge point is a stopped sheriff cruiser (no lights on other than brake lights). So I ride the left edge of the ramp at 30mph and after passing deputy dog, punch it to get up to 55mph in the 100ft or so I have left.

Christmas time. About a quarter mile down the road I getted pulled over by same sheriff officer. Lights, siren, and even a PA warning "Pull over!". I pulled over right away, moving as far off the road as possible.

Up comes the hot headed deputy dog wanting to know why I was 'racing past her'. (female deputy dog.... {cough})

Calmly, I said that I saw an emergency vehicle at the bottom of the ramp and, per state law, moved to the left and slowed down. However, because of approaching traffic I had to speed up quickly to merge safely after passing her car. She started to grumble something about unecessary acceleration, paused, and then said I could go.

What a waste of time. I made a point of very slowly merging when she let me go so I could back up about 20 cars behind me (and place them between her and me). I gotta wonder if she got the point.

Probably not.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1233 on: September 25, 2009, 03:21:50 pm »
GAAA!!! My collage application essay it f*****g vanished! Why is there some logout timer! It took me two hours to write and i couldn't save the entire time, then when i submitted it it wanted me to login again.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1234 on: September 25, 2009, 03:57:03 pm »
That sounds rather cool man! Are you an athlete?

*gets up*

God no.

They suddenly announced during a PE lesson that everyone was to run 3000 meters for "Crosscountry"

There is more, but I'm too lazy to type it all up.



That's why I'm joining the track team at my high school. It's all short distances, man. 3000 meters... that's like 1.5 miles? That sucks.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1235 on: September 25, 2009, 04:00:39 pm »
My gripe is sickness. Having a bad case of something whose symptoms are fatigue, headache, and sore throat at per. 3 really sucks. Especially since it probably won't get me out of school, seeing as how it's a Friday and a three-day weekend.

Bleh.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1236 on: September 25, 2009, 04:05:45 pm »
Swine flu? Uh-oh, I better get off the internet before I catch it!

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1237 on: September 25, 2009, 04:06:39 pm »
Flu!  Flu on the intermanet!

Just so you know...


Anyway, my gripe is those tiny balls that osmosis into your shoes when turn is first laid down.


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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1238 on: September 25, 2009, 06:19:13 pm »
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Wait, what...?

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1239 on: September 25, 2009, 08:17:49 pm »
Kenobro. I think you need to see a doctor. Because you just had a seizure or something. I didn't understand a word you typed.

GAAA!!! My collage application essay it f*****g vanished! Why is there some logout timer! It took me two hours to write and i couldn't save the entire time, then when i submitted it it wanted me to login again.
Holy ****. The samething happen over at my university. People are pissed at those wasted hours.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1240 on: September 25, 2009, 09:12:36 pm »
Thats why you write in in Word Processor and then copy past.

Noobs.
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1241 on: September 25, 2009, 09:15:48 pm »
Thats why you write in in Word Processor and then copy past.

Noobs.
That's what I was thinking. Whenever I do an essay or such, every paragraph or so I copy.

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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1242 on: September 26, 2009, 09:01:23 am »
What I meant is how when new turf is liad down, at least the kind of turf my school uses, there are these tiny black pellets that always end up in my shoes.


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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1243 on: September 26, 2009, 11:33:13 am »
People.

Am I right?

Also in the same vein:

Work.

Am  I right?
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Re: Gripe Thread
« Reply #1244 on: September 26, 2009, 11:34:01 am »
I was thinking more in the lines of backstabbers and twofaces.

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