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Offline Yannick

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #675 on: July 30, 2007, 10:35:33 am »
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #676 on: July 30, 2007, 05:22:31 pm »
I hate spore!!!


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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #677 on: July 30, 2007, 05:47:00 pm »
haha your going to get your hand cut off and blow up hahaha oh and then your giant eye tower falls haha

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #678 on: July 30, 2007, 06:04:52 pm »
You can do better.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #679 on: July 31, 2007, 04:07:32 am »
Pfff, my blender is more advanced then you.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #680 on: July 31, 2007, 04:58:53 am »
Is there any way I can get this service to load images any faster on MailOrderWife.com?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #681 on: July 31, 2007, 05:01:50 am »
Now, now, atleast I didn't have to do that.


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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #682 on: July 31, 2007, 05:04:49 am »
Now all I need is a giant microwave and my entertainment is secured for the evening!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #683 on: July 31, 2007, 05:07:50 am »
IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!111


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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #684 on: July 31, 2007, 05:11:02 am »
Have you ever considered that you might actually be making your troubles that much worse?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #685 on: July 31, 2007, 05:12:24 am »
Pfff, he doesn't have the guts to jump.


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