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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #30 on: January 11, 2007, 09:46:19 pm »
Aren't you a little old to be dressed up as some lame gothic kid?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #31 on: January 11, 2007, 10:37:16 pm »
"So you're sure you're not emo...?"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #32 on: January 11, 2007, 11:25:30 pm »
"Darn I forgot the parachute"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #33 on: January 11, 2007, 11:34:43 pm »
Ten million bottles, standing on the wall... ten million bottles, standing on the wall...

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #34 on: January 11, 2007, 11:48:28 pm »
I am an angry religious person from the Middle East with several bombs strapped to me!!!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #35 on: January 12, 2007, 12:51:25 am »
"son, can you hold my tequila for a sec?"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #36 on: January 12, 2007, 01:14:39 am »
"You may now kiss the bride."
Nah that's alright, I already did her. And her sister. ..wait, did I say that out loud?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #37 on: January 12, 2007, 01:29:21 am »
(While exposing oneself)
F***ing s***!!!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #38 on: January 12, 2007, 03:26:44 am »
“Free beer on that angry truck driver’s treat!”

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2007, 09:01:25 am »
Hey you look familiar... Did I sleep with your daughter?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2007, 04:43:18 pm »
Congradulations, ma'am, it's a... well... I'm not sure what it is.  Nurse, call Ripley's!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2007, 04:54:02 pm »
Cheer up, it might never happen  ;D

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2007, 12:01:09 am »
There's nothing bad or scary about clowns, now go to bed.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2007, 03:03:16 am »
Man you guys look a lot taller on TV…

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2007, 05:59:22 am »
So you a child molesting clown or a child killing clown?

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What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.