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Offline Flamester_

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Profesion Combining
« on: December 24, 2006, 06:12:33 pm »
If two people of given professions have children, the child will eventually grow up to incorporate a combination of those two professions into their personality. For example, the son of a fireman and an announcer will uncontrollably shout at fires on sight.

Lets make more of these kids.

Father:FireFighter
Mother:Pro westler.
Kid:Body slams fires on sight.


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2006, 07:02:31 pm »
Father: Doctor
Mother: Throws herself in front of cars and sues the driver

Child: Exposes himself to tropical diseases and sues the World Health Organisation.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2006, 04:56:36 am »
Father: Surgeon
Mother: Protester

Child: Will protest for animal testing

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2006, 02:00:33 pm »
Father: Taste tester
Mother: Prison warden

Child: Will eat criminals

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2006, 12:36:11 pm »
Father: Farmer
Mother: Lawyer

Child: Seeks justice for animals.. for a cost

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2006, 02:23:33 pm »
Father: Anaesthatist
Mother: In a rock band

Child: Plays music so boring, people fall asleep.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2006, 02:48:57 pm »
Father: Murder
Mother: Hippie
Kid: Peace loving killer

You'll never know why.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2006, 04:54:32 pm »
Father: Teacher
Mother: Crocodile hunter
Child: sneaks up on and wrestles small children
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 09:13:20 pm »
father:agent
Mother: banker
child: secretly gathers information to figure out you pin number and how much money you own.
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2006, 02:58:32 pm »
Uhh, that sounds like a real profession..
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2006, 03:36:06 pm »
Father: Pick Pocket
Mother: Day Care Attendant
Child: Cleans babies' diapers without the baby or parent knowing.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2006, 12:57:18 am »
Father : Sanitation Engineer
Mother : Ballet Instructor

Son : Instructs dancers in the ways of cleaning up garbage using interpretive dance.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2006, 01:11:12 am »
Father: Warrior
Mother: Scientist
Kid: Kills in the name of science.

You'll never know why.
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Son, I have seen some unbelievable things in my time, but I have never seen a Texan with a robotic chainsaw fist kill a gun-slinging dinosaur by punching it in the head. ~The Soldier

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2007, 01:58:32 pm »
Father: Teacher
Mother: Crocodile hunter
Child: sneaks up on and wrestles small children
Gary Glitter's parentage explained.
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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2007, 02:27:50 pm »
Father: Salesman
Mother: Soldier
Child: Kill people in battle by bargaining them to death.