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Offline darkstar

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2007, 03:24:19 pm »
father- telemarketer
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kid- endlessly calls people trying to show them magic tricks over the phone.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2007, 04:10:15 pm »
Mother:Gamer

Father:Jack Thompson

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2007, 09:52:37 pm »
Father: Chemist
Mother: Coffe Barrista

Child: Serves people nice, fresh cups of sulphuric acid in the moring.  Ah, what better way to start you day!
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2007, 04:50:58 am »
Father- Drill sergeant.
Mother- Opera singer.

Child- Able to make walls shake with his furious voice!


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2007, 05:16:45 am »
Mother: Porn Star
Father: Plumber

Son: Mario Stripper.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2007, 08:23:47 am »
I remember this topic!

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2007, 01:17:07 pm »
*facepalm*


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2007, 01:35:44 pm »
Father: Gamer
Mother: Nun
Kid: Paradox.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2007, 01:17:01 pm »
Father: Protestant priest.
Mother: gynecologist.

Child: Priest who looks up womens skirts.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2007, 03:54:50 pm »
Father: Dentist
Mom: Rodeo Clown

Child: Guy who Cleans the teeth of bulls whilst riding them
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2007, 10:27:25 am »
Father: Protestant priest.
Mother: gynecologist.

Child: Priest who looks up womens skirts.
Don't they already do that?

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2008, 08:24:42 am »
Father: Soldier
Mom: Astronaut

Child: Space Marine

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2008, 10:33:20 am »
father: plumber
mother: insane/on drugs/ alchoholic

child: mario

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2008, 04:06:42 pm »
father: Gordon Freeman
mother: Professional Mushroom Eater

child: Gordon Frohman

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2008, 07:08:06 pm »
Mother: Dentist
Father: Criminal psycologist
Child: Tooth analyzer