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Offline Flamester_

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Profesion Combining
« on: December 24, 2006, 06:12:33 pm »
If two people of given professions have children, the child will eventually grow up to incorporate a combination of those two professions into their personality. For example, the son of a fireman and an announcer will uncontrollably shout at fires on sight.

Lets make more of these kids.

Father:FireFighter
Mother:Pro westler.
Kid:Body slams fires on sight.


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2006, 07:02:31 pm »
Father: Doctor
Mother: Throws herself in front of cars and sues the driver

Child: Exposes himself to tropical diseases and sues the World Health Organisation.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2006, 04:56:36 am »
Father: Surgeon
Mother: Protester

Child: Will protest for animal testing

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2006, 02:00:33 pm »
Father: Taste tester
Mother: Prison warden

Child: Will eat criminals

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2006, 12:36:11 pm »
Father: Farmer
Mother: Lawyer

Child: Seeks justice for animals.. for a cost

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2006, 02:23:33 pm »
Father: Anaesthatist
Mother: In a rock band

Child: Plays music so boring, people fall asleep.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2006, 02:48:57 pm »
Father: Murder
Mother: Hippie
Kid: Peace loving killer

You'll never know why.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2006, 04:54:32 pm »
Father: Teacher
Mother: Crocodile hunter
Child: sneaks up on and wrestles small children
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 09:13:20 pm »
father:agent
Mother: banker
child: secretly gathers information to figure out you pin number and how much money you own.
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2006, 02:58:32 pm »
Uhh, that sounds like a real profession..
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2006, 03:36:06 pm »
Father: Pick Pocket
Mother: Day Care Attendant
Child: Cleans babies' diapers without the baby or parent knowing.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2006, 12:57:18 am »
Father : Sanitation Engineer
Mother : Ballet Instructor

Son : Instructs dancers in the ways of cleaning up garbage using interpretive dance.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2006, 01:11:12 am »
Father: Warrior
Mother: Scientist
Kid: Kills in the name of science.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2007, 01:58:32 pm »
Father: Teacher
Mother: Crocodile hunter
Child: sneaks up on and wrestles small children
Gary Glitter's parentage explained.
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"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2007, 02:27:50 pm »
Father: Salesman
Mother: Soldier
Child: Kill people in battle by bargaining them to death.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2007, 03:24:19 pm »
father- telemarketer
mother- magician
kid- endlessly calls people trying to show them magic tricks over the phone.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2007, 04:10:15 pm »
Mother:Gamer

Father:Jack Thompson

Son:Insults himself over the internet
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2007, 09:52:37 pm »
Father: Chemist
Mother: Coffe Barrista

Child: Serves people nice, fresh cups of sulphuric acid in the moring.  Ah, what better way to start you day!
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2007, 04:50:58 am »
Father- Drill sergeant.
Mother- Opera singer.

Child- Able to make walls shake with his furious voice!


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2007, 05:16:45 am »
Mother: Porn Star
Father: Plumber

Son: Mario Stripper.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2007, 08:23:47 am »
I remember this topic!

Father: Blacksmith
Mother: Queen

Child: Rules the land with an ironfist! Ha ha ha!

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2007, 01:17:07 pm »
*facepalm*


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2007, 01:35:44 pm »
Father: Gamer
Mother: Nun
Kid: Paradox.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2007, 01:17:01 pm »
Father: Protestant priest.
Mother: gynecologist.

Child: Priest who looks up womens skirts.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2007, 03:54:50 pm »
Father: Dentist
Mom: Rodeo Clown

Child: Guy who Cleans the teeth of bulls whilst riding them
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2007, 10:27:25 am »
Father: Protestant priest.
Mother: gynecologist.

Child: Priest who looks up womens skirts.
Don't they already do that?

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« Reply #26 on: August 14, 2008, 08:24:42 am »
Father: Soldier
Mom: Astronaut

Child: Space Marine

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« Reply #27 on: August 14, 2008, 10:33:20 am »
father: plumber
mother: insane/on drugs/ alchoholic

child: mario

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« Reply #28 on: August 14, 2008, 04:06:42 pm »
father: Gordon Freeman
mother: Professional Mushroom Eater

child: Gordon Frohman

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2008, 07:08:06 pm »
Mother: Dentist
Father: Criminal psycologist
Child: Tooth analyzer

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2008, 08:58:20 pm »
father: clown
mother: nun

child: daranged lunatic

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« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2008, 11:25:29 pm »
father: Pilot
mother: Tank Commander

child: Zone Trooper

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« Reply #32 on: August 29, 2008, 06:33:10 pm »
Father:Ape
Mother:???

Child: Republican president  8)

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« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2008, 11:50:41 am »
Father: Game Designer
Mother: Medic
Kid: Fixes games for a living.

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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2008, 01:09:24 pm »
Father: Lawyer
Mother: Politician
Kid: Professional liar.


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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2008, 12:04:32 pm »
Father: Scottish
Mother: Irish
Kid: World Class Drunk
We aren't retreating. We're simply advancing in a different direction.
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Re: Profesion Combining
« Reply #36 on: September 24, 2008, 07:48:59 pm »
Father:Strict Moderator.
Mother:Spammer
Kid:Moderator that bans himself once a week.
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