...And approached the head of the lion as it feasted on the spam was a seeker of knowledge. For a great script he was learning so that he may pass its knowledge on to others. With no fear of being smitten by the goddess and wife of Lord AsciiHex4D he stood before the lions and the spams to seek enlightenment. "Grant me guidance..." he proclaimed to the masses scatter among the messes, "... so that I might teach others of the Strain of this text."
"Maketh an announcement of public service!" was the cry from the doomsayer, taking a break from his bell ringing, and setting down his picket sign of 'The end of spam is nigh!'
"What be a PSA, old fool?" asked the seeker, but he could not be heard. For a fog drifted through the forums, darkness was falling, and the thunder of the Gods' mighty ban hammer engulfed the lands.