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Offline LadyM

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New names for everyone!
« on: December 03, 2006, 04:05:37 pm »
Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
 a = snickle
 b = doombah
 c = goober
 d = cheesey
 e = crusty
 f = greasy
 g = dumbo
 h = farcus
 I = dorky
 j = doofus
 k = funky
 l = dopey
 m = sleezy
 n = sloopy
 o = fluffy
 p = stinky
 q = slimy
 r = dorfus
 s = snooty
 t = tootsie
 u = dipsy
 v = sneezy
 w = liver
 x = skippy
 y = dinky
 z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
 a = dippin
 b = feather
 c = batty
 d = burger
 e = chicken
 f = barfy
 g = lizard
 h = waffle
 I = farkle
 j = monkey
 k = flippin
 l = fricken
 m = bubble
 n = rhino
 o = potty
 p = hamster
 q = buckle
 r = gizzard
 s = lickin
 t = snickle
 u = chuckle
 v = pickle
 w = Hubble
 x = dingle
 y = gorilla
 z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
 a = butt
 b = pie
 c = face
 d = nose
 e = hump
 f = breath
 g = pants
 h = shorts
 I = lips
 j = honker
 k = head
 l = tush
 m = chunks
 n = dunkin
 o = brains
 p = biscuits
 q = toes
 r = doodle
 s = fanny
 t = sniffer
 u = sprinkles
 v = frack
 w = squirt
 x = humperdink
 y = hiney
 z = juice

My new name is Cheesy Dippin Nose
« Last Edit: December 03, 2006, 04:23:14 pm by LadyM »



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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2006, 04:07:04 pm »
Dorfus Dippin' Tush.  8)

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2006, 04:12:09 pm »
Snooty Dippin' Face

I actually remember reading that... :D
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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2006, 04:12:29 pm »
If I use Ovi Raptor:

Dorky Dippin Sniffer

If i use just Oviraptor:

Dorky Pickle Lips :D

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2006, 04:15:05 pm »
Sleezy Chuckledunkin.
Best. Name. Ever.
Yes. Of course.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2006, 04:20:32 pm »
Cheesey Chuckle-Sniffer

(Note this is for my real name)


Cheesey Snickle-Dunkin

(Note this is for Hydro Mancerx)
« Last Edit: December 03, 2006, 04:23:42 pm by Hydromancerx »

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2006, 04:26:18 pm »
Tootsie Pottyfrack for my real name.

Snooty Farklejuice using Mister as a firstname and Wizard as a last.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2006, 04:31:28 pm »
Snickle DippinFanny for my real name, and

Sneezy PottyDoodle for "Vivec Morrowind"
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2006, 04:32:48 pm »
Dipsy Pottytush for my real name...

And Snickle Pottypie if I use Lual Moba.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2006, 04:46:18 pm »
Funky Farklehump

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2006, 04:59:19 pm »
Dipsy Dippin Lips for my real name...

Stinky Gorilla Sniffer for Syphon Byte.

I think Stinky Gorilla Sniffer is better.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2006, 05:37:15 pm »
Sloopy Dippin-Sniffer

Or
Chessey Gizzard-Butt (Fade2Gray)
« Last Edit: December 03, 2006, 05:40:13 pm by Fade2gray »

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2006, 06:02:37 pm »
Dorfus Dippinsquirt (real name)

Snikle Dippinchunks (Krakow Sam)
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2006, 06:33:00 pm »
Crusty Chickenhead!
Yeah, [Kishmond] came back from Africa, but the ponies have him now.

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Re: New names for everyone!
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2006, 06:43:27 pm »
Sleezy Pottysquirt. Hmmm....