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Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« on: November 25, 2006, 11:50:01 am »
THE NEW FORTRESS STARTS HERE

Dwarf Fortress is probably a game that you've seen and passed over because it's
  • really complicated
  • devoid of graphics
  • mocking you
But wait! Now you don't have to play it! Instead, you can just enlist right over there and I'll switch out some names.
No actual effort or participation is required*!
  • Watch in horror as LadyM fights a pack of wolves with her bare hands!
  • Be shocked as Patman goes insane and bashes Aname's skull in with a pickaxe before being put down by elite marksdwarf Lualmoba!
  • Be amazed as Fiffeck hits a vein of platinum... with a river of magma behind it!

You should probably keep two things in mind:
  • There's a pretty high mortality rate in the fortress and an influx of immigrants, so you can submit more than one name (one at a time, please).
  • Here's the list of professions.


If you want to show your dwarven patriotism, stick this in your signature:
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Also, if for some reason you actually want to play Dwarf Fortress, you can get it here.

*Seriously, you don't have to do anything. Just submit a name and watch the zany adventures of your alter-ego.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2007, 07:29:43 pm by Samog »


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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Dwarf Fortress Army
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2006, 11:53:05 am »
Trapper Vivec the Dwarf.

A wildsman is me!
« Last Edit: November 25, 2006, 11:56:00 am by Vivec »
Vivec, you're the best forum member ever.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Dwarf Fortress Army
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2006, 12:06:01 pm »
I will be a miner.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Dwarf Fortress Army!
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2006, 12:50:29 pm »
Khaz-Rhoz-Zek the Elite Marksdwarf!


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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Dwarf Fortress Army!
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2006, 01:00:28 pm »
Um. I am Confused.

MrWizzard the Mechanic.  :D

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Dwarf Fortress Army!
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2006, 01:09:49 pm »
Gungnir the hammerlord and Miolnir the child!

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army!
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2006, 01:17:54 pm »
By "elite marksdwarf," "mechanic," and "hammerlord," do you mean "butcher," "farmer," and "fisherdwarf?" Those are the ones I started with.

You'll probably be wondering what the hell is going on, so I'll try to explain what stuff is as I progress.


 :D

It's pretty cold out here. By that I mean we're all going to die.
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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army!
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2006, 05:32:09 pm »
Krakow Sam wants to be a diplomat
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army!
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2006, 06:12:13 pm »
Sam Breaker for Farmer. I for one will also actually play it.
« Last Edit: November 25, 2006, 06:28:17 pm by Snake »
Please look at the Miala and their Wiki on the page.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army!
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2006, 07:04:59 pm »
Those who are about to die...

We salute you.

First, I sent Lual to pick through solid rock for several months straight without food, water, or sleep.

Meanwhile, everyone else sat around outside and maybe cleared some rocks.

Vivec, being far too manly for this group, set out on her own to hunt some unicorns. This is why we can't have dogs anymore.

Lual's been busy what with the digging out dining rooms and workshops and kitch- OH NO WHAT'S THAT!

A fox! (I think Khaz Rhoz Zek carries a battleaxe around but whatever)

Vivec (who hasn't been inside the fortress through rain and snow and sleet) swoops down and saves the day. Those elongated green things are trees, by the way.

While we were gone, Lual became rich I guess

(This is the part before I get an anvil or snakemen to kill)
« Last Edit: November 25, 2006, 07:10:54 pm by Samog »
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2006, 07:44:15 pm »
Just Beware Of Doppelgangers in all of this: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/26

Joking.  ;)

Edit: Oh and I'm not really sure what events would unfold with an Sgore the Noble...but I don't forsee any problems with it.  :)
« Last Edit: November 25, 2006, 07:58:47 pm by sgore »
What meme is relevant right now? Look, just imagine I'm riffing on that. Updating signatures is exhausting.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2006, 08:00:32 pm »
I cannot wait to see this all unfold.  ;D

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2006, 08:30:24 pm »
put me as the swordsmaster
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2006, 08:30:49 pm »
IU'll be HK the spearmaster
By the time you finish reading this signature, I've gotten into your house, stolen your t.v., and re-decorated the place so that it fits with your hipster lifestyle.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2006, 02:28:06 am »
Sign me up to be Daxx the Whateverismostuseful.