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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2006, 03:24:14 am »
I don't understand what is this game what is actully going on?

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2006, 12:25:37 pm »
Let's start on a positive note. I found Vivec's dog.

A unicorn attack? I... how bad is it? The kidney, you say? Oh. Oh dear.

A short while later, Vivec carries the corpse of something beginning with a "d" back to the fortress.

An anvil! I wonder what we can do with that?

Lual's been digging rooms for people to make things for us to trade for food.

Here comes the lamest caravan ever. A dwarf and a mule. Also, they can't trade because the trading post is under construction :( (note also vivec's dog)

River's freezing over. Time to starve.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2006, 12:27:49 pm by Samog »
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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2006, 01:34:41 pm »
Sign me up as Stuck the 1337 marksdwarf, or whatever steps one must take to gain 1337 status.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2006, 01:38:17 pm »
make me the bookkeeper when he comes to town ahahaha where's your communist society now dwarves?

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2006, 02:16:34 pm »
Hehe, I'll take the Fisherdwarf. =)

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2006, 02:22:40 pm »
You can add me too.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2006, 03:09:00 pm »
I want to be an wrestler. You guys need a wrestler.
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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2006, 04:47:00 pm »
I want to be an Administrator!

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2006, 06:08:26 pm »
I'll be something if i understood whats going on.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2006, 06:36:19 pm »
This might help you
http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Main_Page

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2006, 06:37:22 pm »

I will use my amazing abilities to predict that exactly one dwarf will die before winter ends.

If we had mushrooms we could make some beer. Mushroom beer.

Here you can see the kitchen wing. Clockwise from the top: Dining room, kitchen, butcher shop, furniture storage, still, fishery, and food storage.


If you look at the food storage you'll notice that it's almost empty. What you can't tell is that what's there is barrels of mushroom spores and some blobs of tallow.

This is the part where I remembered I had a horse. So I killed it before it could realize what was going on. Its noble sacrifice helped seven dwarves survive the winter. NEVAR FORGET

meanwhile, somewhere in the woods

Stone, the final frontier.

These are the voyages of the dwarf miner Lualmoba, her five-year mission to explore strange new tunnels, to seek out new rocks and new metals, to boldly dig where no dwarf has dug before.

Hey, immigrants.

You know what, this looks like a perfect number of dwarves for right now.

D:

At least we have some soldiers now. Sure, they don't have weapons or armor or a barracks, but we do have soldiers.

Aaaaaand we're out of names.
« Last Edit: November 26, 2006, 06:39:14 pm by Samog »
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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2006, 06:42:25 pm »
Brewer, score. ;D

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2006, 06:44:52 pm »
capitalist leader of my very own crack midget assault team? awesome.

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2006, 06:54:54 pm »
Hah, Vivec bled to death.  :D

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Re: Uncle Samog wants YOU for the Orbsfeast Army! (imagefest)
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2006, 07:14:42 pm »
I put my name up before you posted that I WANT MY NAME IN THERE!
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