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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #30 on: November 18, 2006, 07:38:28 pm »
*static*

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #31 on: November 18, 2006, 07:46:58 pm »
beep beep beep beep

*screen flashes and the beeping sound becomes more random. The screen goes from a few funny shapes to others as It tries to sort Itself...It does so...a Zyyo appears on screen and looks distressed. He has red bits down his spine. He shuffles around and talks to another Zyyo then leans to the other side and looks at a Tiki*

This Is Broadcast post 7 Alpha Kilo. We've Just lost contact with about...321 solar systems spread over 5...no wait...6...7 galaxies...we have no clue what has happened yet but we will try to keep you posted...now ummm this seems to be a suitable time as any to show this episode of the Simpsons that has 2 large aliens In It called Kang and Kodos who are Rigillians...*he wipes his forehead and closes all 4 eyes...* oh this aint good...His ears twitch and he looks up...the screen goes black*

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« Reply #32 on: November 18, 2006, 08:44:03 pm »
News Update

One of the large black spheres crashed Into a planet recently and absorbed It whole. The energy released from the hole that was created when absorbing It was 1 400000th of the energy It absorbed although the energy released destabilized roughly 17 planets...although It was believed that these things where some kind of super creature It actually turns out they are some kind of Hyper Weapon capable of destruction on a universal scale. Some of these huge spheres are a kind of creature type thing although most are more bomb like. The so called "Jelly or Fluid Crust" Is about 10000 Kilometers think and the Inside Is filled with Billions If not trillions of chemicals that are alien to our universe. As If that aint bad enough a thermal scan and an X and Z-ray scans all show that the center Is primarily compromised of Dark Energy and Dark Matter. Anti Matter and regular Mattar along with about 3000 alien chemicals. If disturbed It could set off a chain reaction causing the whole thing and the others to blow up...wait...wait...

......

Word In Is that there has been a second ripple effect that has gone unnoticed for well more than 4 days...all 3 universes are pouring alien gunk Into each other and If the rips are not stabilized Immediately within the next 2 months we could expect more and more universes to collide...word In says that the bombs and the creature like spheres...or habitats or whatever they are, are actually from different universes...oh It's all too confusing...we have no clue what Is happening out there anymore...*a monitor In the background flickers Into life...the Zyyo turns around and looks at It as a humongous ship comes out of a rip...whatever Is filming It Is destroyed or knocked out of action...the screen quickly flashes and we see terror...literally we see whatever we think of when we hear the words terror and pain.*

AHHHH WHAT IS THAT?!?!...

*then the picture cracks up as post 1 goes out of action*

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #33 on: November 18, 2006, 08:58:58 pm »
*static*

//Hello, is this the GalactiNews network? You may not have heard of us, but we know much of all of you.

What we are about to tell you about is very serious.

We are the Sol Liberi. We do not want to disclose information on our past, but we are here to help.

Currently you may have noticed that you can't recieve any communications signals. This is due to the large black spheres you have noticed forming a ring around the center of the Galaxy.

These spheres are in fact swarms of energy beings, or possibly Anti-energy beings, and they have blocked all communication channels throughout the universe.

You may be wondering how we are getting this message to you then. Well, the dark spheres have not blocked telepathy, and our kind can send our thoughts across the universe if need be.

As for the confusion, blocking communications was not the only objective of these beings. They have also set up "Bomb swarms" that will destroy the surrounding space if provoked, and "attack swarms" that are literally eating planets one by one.

Also, the various interdimensional and interuniversal problems throughout the universe have combined to cause a super-threat. At the current rate of destruction, within two months (that's 24 hours for all us here in real life) every universe in existance will be in irreversible chaos.

Although we would like to help, unfortunately our kind is incapable of assault of any form, due to our pure energy bodies.

We have no further critical information, but there are Liberi standing by to answer any and all questions you have about the curent situation. Thank you.//
« Last Edit: November 18, 2006, 09:25:00 pm by SimGameFan »

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #34 on: November 18, 2006, 09:07:49 pm »
*signal sent to the Sol Liberi*

We believe that a second rip In both universes Is causing a serious paradox In which your antiverse and our antiverse collide Into 1 and become an antiverse for each universe...this will In the end cause serious problems as an Infinite amount of universes are opened up and your energy being colide with the antibeings we are still doing research Into th *static shhhhh* so we would be greatly ha *shhhhh* to be kept updated on the situat *sssssshhhhhhhhhhh* hand...thanks *shhhh shhhh* The Zy *Shhhhhhhhhh*

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« Reply #35 on: November 18, 2006, 09:33:09 pm »
*static*

//It seems we have some dire news. The Anti-verse is about to merge with another unknown Anti-matter universe. Just like fusion of atoms causes a tremendous release of energy, the fusion of the two Anti-verses will release enough energy to cause a chain reaction that will fuse all universes, both existant and possible, into one super-verse. Unfortunately this will completely destroy the current universes to create this new one, anilhating all life as we know it.

What is even worse than that is that apparently when our species collides with the "dark sphere" swarms it will trigger a paradox that will destoy the remaining superverse, ending existance as we know it.

We will continue to maintain communications though this predicament to attempt to prevent mass hysteria.//
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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #36 on: November 18, 2006, 09:46:32 pm »
The Zyyo high scientific unit may have an Idea but before this Idea can be released to the public we would need at least 3 other species to help us. All need superior scientific knowledge and an ass load of explosives and power that could be more effective than explosives.

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2006, 08:48:10 am »
NEWS FLASHWidespread panic has been caused by these latest transmission from the different races, but according to ViS officials, and that of several other smaller races, all of these were a hoax. These transmissions were setup to scare the public, much like that of a massive horror story.
While the above broadcasts are false, the appearance of an enemy ship, brought about by the ViS, is true. It has been reported appearing randomly throughout the galaxy, but has not actually taken any action. Its motives are unknown. We'll have more on these stories soon.

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2006, 09:23:54 am »
(aw man, you ruined it. Now we have to completely change the story)

//This Is Broadcast post 7 Alpha Kilo.

It's a miracle! The dark spheres have stopped blocking communications for reasons unknown.

As for the previous broadcast, it seems the Galactic Senate is trying to make a cover-up story. Not that it's a good cover-up.

Of course, we haven't exactly been a help either. I, uh, sort of overreacted when our closed circuit camera recieved signals from an unknown source. The camera crew is fine and there was no "literal fear and terror" as far as we know.


The dark spheres have also changed their other tactics. The "attack swarms" are no longer absorbing planets, and the "bombs" are no longer a threat. However, they have by no means dissapeared. Military forces are keeping a close eye on the spheres just in case they have something up their sleeves.//
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« Reply #39 on: November 19, 2006, 11:22:17 am »
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« Reply #40 on: November 19, 2006, 11:26:04 am »
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« Reply #41 on: November 19, 2006, 11:29:52 am »
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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #42 on: November 19, 2006, 11:34:09 am »
And now in the news.

In Beyon city, a very strange thing has happened. Nearby the rift opened earlier this week, the one that has been transmitting faulty messages, all the tvs and radios suddenly turned on and switched to this advertisement.

//Tired of your frail, weak body? Remember the old days? If you want to bring back some of that true universe authenticity, come to BCORP, we upgrade your bodies from your average weakling to a gun wielding super strong metal hulk!//

After a galactic company count, all known companies in the galaxy denied having made this ad. Our only conclusion; It came from the rift. Stay tuned to see if any more transmissions are intercepted on: Rif****ch.

EDIT - The show was called Rift Watch as one word. You can find out what was censored.
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #43 on: November 19, 2006, 01:34:26 pm »
Jaganlamolinrj News

Is back...!!!

Things are starting to calm down today as the real rifts began to seal In some huge explosions from the other sides. The planet sized ship has disappeared somewhere Into the galaxy although It's only a matter of time before It's caught.

Just prior to the explosions the huge spheres backed Into the rifts all the way to the other side.
Trillion were killed throughout the Galaxy and Galaxies as wide spread panic settled In but life Is slowly returning to normal.

Now back to Grigger!

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« Reply #44 on: November 19, 2006, 01:50:11 pm »
//Yes, hello? It's the Sol Liberi again.

We have found out why the creatures from the Anti-verse have left. Apparently, the dark sphere "anti-energy" beings were attempting to lead the other Anti-races on a conquest of our galaxy, in an attemt to enslave us all.

Fortunately, the other races involved had other plans. The Anti-Anubians wanted to steal our rescources and leave, while the Kimo wanted to use our universe as an undepletable fuel source.

There appears to have been an internal confict between the races, and they are currently at war with each other.

After the Anti-verse beings left, the universe has repaired itself and all tears and rifts were closed.

So there currently isn't anything to worry about, so calm down already. We just know that there are a few morons still panicking and causing disorder throughout the galaxy.

Thank you for your time. Also, I believe the episode of Futurama where Fry saves the universe from the Brainspawn is on next. Man, I love that show...//