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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2006, 06:12:02 am »
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2006, 07:41:05 am »
AWESOME!
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2006, 09:06:25 am »
(Cool, a flash animation!)

Coming up next, appliances that can improve your golf swing...

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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2006, 09:26:03 am »
It seems that a great deal of races are back...
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2006, 10:25:31 am »
It seems that a great deal of races are back...

Indeed, what a grand day for the world of RP! ;D

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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2006, 10:26:48 am »
We really do need a central name for our Galaxy....
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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2006, 10:28:19 am »
Did you get the sounds for that animation from Animal Crossing, Neonlare?

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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2006, 10:30:49 am »
We really do need a central name for our Galaxy....

Should we debate this in the Galactic Senate?

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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2006, 10:50:07 am »
We really do need a central name for our Galaxy....

Should we debate this in the Galactic Senate?
I believe we should.

EDIT: The Auyuelcliad's name for it is "Tymak".
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2006, 11:28:58 am »
Did you get the sounds for that animation from Animal Crossing, Neonlare?

What music? I did try to import an MP3 into it, but couldn't get it to work, besides, it wasn't from Animal Crossing :D.
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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2006, 11:42:17 am »
Newsflash!

All over the galaxy - possibly the universe, sudden explosions are erupting killing many. Stay inside your homes and hope that a hole doesn't open up right in your living room. After the explosion a swirling vortex shimmers above the ground. Our reporters go through but don't come out. However, signals are escaping. The following message was picked up on a radio belonging to a tourist living nearby.

//Trans. Kshhhh. Trans Dimensional...... Kshhhh ____Pow____ Kshhhhh.  Riches. hope. Kshhhh. Safe. Kshhhhhh. United...... Kshhhhhhh_____ Improved.//
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2006, 02:15:58 pm »
//Our next news story is about the dangers of prank-calling aliens.//

Renfold on camera: "I was... *sniff* ...just making a joke about... *sob* ...a running refridgerator, and then they blew up our house!"

//Yes, it seems that many alien races have attacked prank callers across the galaxy. But even worse is the company responsible for these attacks refuses to compensate victims.//

Wizzowow Toys spokesperson: We have clearly stated in our commercials that prank calls can have negative side effects. We cannot be held respnsible for the reactions of others!

//Prank Callers Anonymous have launched a lawsuit against Wizzowow Toys, and trial is pending next Blernsday. In the meantime Wizzowow Toys' "Crank Prank" line of toys have been recalled from store shelves. If you or anyone you know own a Crank Prank device, call your nearest retailer to return the product along with a reciept or other proof of purchase.

Up next, the most popular band on this side of the galax...*static*//

*We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by...*

//*static*...sorry about that. It seems there is some interference with our broadcast, so... *static*//

*black screen*

//*static*...ello? I'm looking for Ivana Tinkle. Can you please put her on the li...*static*//

*glitched screen*

//*static*...he heck is gong on?! Oh, we're on? Sorry, folks. It seems we're getting some severe interference from a nearby phone signal. We're tracking it as we speak... What?! It's a Crank Prank phone call?

WELL, they have another lawsuit on their hands!//

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2006, 05:47:15 pm »
Jaganlamolinrj News

And we're back.

Tonight on Jaganlamolinrj (Jaganal amolin urge) News.

The boogeyman was caught In sector 1J by a Torpal and Zyyo ship that had Just Jumped out of different warps and discovered the boogey ship. The Zyyo brought him Into a Cryotube and handed him over to the Torpal and speculation over whether the boogeyman has been executed or not Is circulating tonight.



Several Trillion people where killed a few hours ago In a resort system.

It seems that another so dubbed *clears throat* "star buster" test was triggered at the exact same time as a quantum fluctuation occurred that spilled more antimatter through than ever thought possible.

Several solar systems were destroyed as the strange chemical compound formed by the fusion was sent out past the speed of light destroying many systems not caught up In the blast. Scientists from all over the universe are gathering tonight to try to put a stop to this and to find out If this universe or dimension has strange properties that are merging with ours.




The strange solar system that was found recently and auctioned was bought over by a Zyyo known as Mil. He Is now looking Into finding computer systems and satellites which may lead us to find out more about this race and It's solar system...so far their planet was the only known In the system to harbor life.

The System was bought directly by Mil for an unknown although hefty amount of money.

More stories after the animated and translated series from this strange planet...named, "The Simpsons"...the program I mean...then the witty and funny "Futurama"

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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2006, 06:57:26 pm »
Homer: D'oh!

Flanders: Nuts!

Homer: Mmmm... "D'oh nuts"... *drools*


NEWS UPDATE
Hello, Galaxy! This is Cycul Xerum, with the latest information on major events.

First up, it has been discovered that the study that found SPAM to be self-replicating was wildly exagerrated. SPAM only reproduces at a rate of 9% every few million years.

*ahem*

Lately, there has been a lot of talk and rumors about dimensional voids, universal merges, anti-matter, alternate universes and quantum fluxuations.

Here is a simplification of the events and their current situation.

Event Chain 1 (Threat from the Anti-verse):

Yesterday, a series of anti-matter explosions occured in Sector T-67. It was at first theorized that a missing anti-matter tanker, the King Elvis, was responsible for the disaster.

It has now become clear that the King Elvis was not involved in the accident but simply had a malfunction in it's communications system and was unable to contact the nearest terrestrial navigational tower.

Instead, a large tear in the fabric of space-time was emitting anti-matter from an alternate universe. Scientists now think that our universe and the "anti-matter universe" have merged, preventing furthur explosions but also allowing potential invaders from the other universe to enter at their leisure.

This quantum fluxuation also caused explosions and wormholes to appear in random places throughout the galaxy. A few brave adventurers have entered these wormholes to discover where they lead. So far none have returned.

In combination with another series of events involving an unknown race conducting weapons tests on stars causing them to go supernova, known as "star busters", a "star bust" occured during the same time as the quantum fluxuation that caused the "anti-matter tear", causing the release of several cubic lightyears of an unknown chemical. This chemical is extremely dangerous and destroyed several star systems near the tear that were unaffected by the blast.

Scientists from all over the universe are gathering tonight to try to put a stop to this and to find out if this other universe or dimension has strange properties that are merging with ours.


Event Chain 2:

In a similar but unrelated chain of events, the ViS conducted transdimensional experiments that resulted in beings from beyond our own universe to manifest in this reality.

Eyewitnesses have described a "huge tapering metal spacecraft".

The alien mothership was last seen heading towards a particularly dense nebula in the Kau cluster, but no information has come out since then.
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Re: GalactiNews Current Events!
« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2006, 07:21:04 pm »
Jaganlamolinrj News

Thank you Cycul Xerum.

Only moments ago we got word that a super large and dense objects are emerging from many of the space rips. These objects seem the be extremely unstable and are positioning themselves In the galaxy to make a perfect dot to dot ring through the center. It Is yet unknown what these are but It Is safe to say that the make the largest stars In the universe seem obsolete microscopical crap. It Is theorized that these may be hyper large clusters or controlled antimatter or some other more destructive chemical or whatever It Is. Or It may be their way of safely transporting things over from different universes.

All galaxies that are being flooded by these large things must be evacuated Immediately head to your nearest Jump Station. From there you will be sent to 1 of the many temporary solar systems set up In deep space no where near a galaxy. The coordinates are only known to about 2 people In the entire known universe so the chances of being destroyed are slim. At the moment a containment Zone Is being set up through regions 1 through 4 and Alpha through Betta. Anyone In here will be screened and tested for about 2 hours If you decide to go to a Jump station. If you are good to go you will be sent off. We'll keep you posted thr

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