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Offline Luminar

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #120 on: December 03, 2006, 07:14:54 am »
The Chicken came before the egg, because chicken is tastier.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #121 on: December 14, 2006, 05:16:12 pm »
people with only their left shoelace tied have the capability to travel faster than light at any time of their choosing (provided they don't trip)
Those who think anything is possible have never tried slamming a revolving door.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #122 on: December 14, 2006, 10:10:35 pm »
Anyone with only their right shoelace tied automatically wins the Nobel Prize.
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #123 on: December 16, 2006, 11:42:03 pm »
Cheese is in fact the most abundant natural force in the known universe. It is also a pan-dimensional being that, when bent into the 7th dimension, unfolded in the 12th, and consumed by the French in the 4th, looks remarkably like a sticky slab of moldy milk.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #124 on: December 17, 2006, 10:31:34 am »
Planets are really made of steak.

You'll never know why.
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #125 on: December 18, 2006, 07:49:31 am »
If two people of given professions have children, the child will eventually grow up to incorporate a combination of those two professions into their personality. For example, the son of a fireman and an announcer will uncontrollably shout at fires on sight.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #126 on: December 19, 2006, 07:02:44 pm »
all legal documents actually physically affect reality (so if it says you can not kill someone then u really are not able to and such)
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #127 on: December 23, 2006, 01:34:42 pm »
Gatorade is the drink of the gods.
Schrodinger will kill you like a cat in a box. Maybe.

Don't think of it as being outnumbered. Think of it as having a wide target selection.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #128 on: December 23, 2006, 02:31:00 pm »
If some one with your name is declared dead, you die after a few seconds.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #129 on: December 23, 2006, 09:23:40 pm »
Smilys can tell you your future. The next poster will have a future of  :'(

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #130 on: December 24, 2006, 06:04:26 pm »
If you say.write,type any thing that has a pun in it your head asplodes.
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #131 on: December 27, 2006, 06:34:48 pm »
asplodes is now a real word meaning "having or containing pudding that expands outward"
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #132 on: December 27, 2006, 08:18:32 pm »
Family Guy is a good moral show.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #133 on: January 08, 2007, 11:47:57 pm »
Dairy products are indeed the dominant race in the universe
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #134 on: January 09, 2007, 12:04:39 am »
PSIII actually has commercials that dont leave me wondering "what the hell?" after.
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