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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2006, 05:41:34 pm »
God was actually created by a small rock named Bob. He now reigns supreme of all wheat and dairy ontop of a tower of small russian babies in Japan where Luigi and Mario are also creating another universe cause this ones wacked up!

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2006, 06:14:10 pm »
One time I pooped out a billion dollar bill... and a small bit of plastic... :-[


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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2006, 11:37:20 pm »
Canada is connected to Turkey through a wormhole.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2006, 12:34:30 am »
Light travels at .04 meters per second.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2006, 03:17:31 am »
God was actually created by a small rock named Bob. He now reigns supreme of all wheat and dairy ontop of a tower of small russian babies in Japan where Luigi and Mario are also creating another universe cause this ones wacked up!

In this universe people do not default to 'Bob' when trying to think of a name for a character in some absurd concept.
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2006, 07:06:27 am »
America is ruled by the evil dictator Borat!
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2006, 08:33:19 am »
Cells don't die, they go to cell heaven. Where they are killed because there isn't enough room.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2006, 08:37:45 am »
Gravity has charges. The sun is negative and the earth is positive, the moon is negative so it orbits the earth, but is repelled by the sun.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2006, 08:41:32 am »
The universal answer is NOT 42.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2006, 08:42:06 am »
"The" is an swear word for sodotomy in every language except English.
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #25 on: November 06, 2006, 08:47:25 am »
Mankind is not destroying itself slowly.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #26 on: November 06, 2006, 08:48:31 am »
Everyone in every country have to read Swahili from first grade in elementary school. Swahili is also the only language allowed in newspapers, tv, movies and all other media.
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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2006, 10:33:14 am »
Instead of the bible the book that was printed and sold most times is "The Little Engine that could".

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2006, 11:10:30 am »
The most intelligent people are on the top, not the people with the guns.

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Re: Let's redesign reality!
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2006, 11:36:16 am »
The number of the beast is 1337.