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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2006, 03:33:10 pm »
Dont complain. If you want an epic, you assign Jackson as director. Its the law.

Nah, you want something interesting, try George Lucas directing it. That'd be a twist.

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2006, 09:49:01 am »
They kill Smaug by firing an arrow into his exhaust port.  8)
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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2006, 10:52:58 am »
That's a much better ending.

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2006, 11:04:54 am »
Its also a double entendre  :P
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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2006, 11:13:39 am »
Its also a double entendre  :P

You certainly showed him. ;D

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2006, 01:00:46 pm »
I can see it now. A parody of the scene where the squid Admiral explains how to destroy the death star.

"Smaug is extremely powerful, with more firepower than all the armies of Gondor combined. Although he is too encrusted with treasure for a direct attack to work, we have discovered a weakness..."
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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2006, 01:41:30 pm »
Dear god....

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2006, 10:11:30 am »
"It's a trap!"
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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2006, 07:25:38 pm »
Oh awesome little conversation I started with my George Lucas idea. I didn't think anyone would give my post more than a reply or 2.

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #24 on: November 13, 2006, 07:31:31 pm »
I dont know if anyone has seen George Lucas Directs Lord of the Rings before, but it seems to fit the convermasation and it's funny.
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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2006, 07:51:00 pm »
I dont know if anyone has seen George Lucas Directs Lord of the Rings before, but it seems to fit the convermasation and it's funny.

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I thought with all this technology we can have a little fun and Lord of the Rings is so dark and sometimes can get very serious. So I decided during the battle of helms deep there should be a shot of a banana slapping itself in the face.

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2006, 04:46:23 am »
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R2D2 and C3PO will be Pippin and Merry, and anyone else we havent cast yet will be Jar-Jar.
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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2006, 02:03:19 am »
http://comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=17619

No Peter Jackson.
What do people think about this?

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2006, 05:06:38 am »
Wow, that's retarded. I want Jackson to do it, he's a pretty natural choice.

But I guess neither side is going to back down on this one.

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Re: New Hobbit Movie(s)?
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2006, 11:10:19 pm »
Basically, it spells out the doom of The Hobbit.  >:(