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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #420 on: February 22, 2008, 12:05:01 am »
Unfortunately, nothing changes the fact that he is still just a pirated copy of me. Original > Copy.

Hey look! Blood-drenched chainsaw wielding smiley-butlers! And they're out to get you...

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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #421 on: February 22, 2008, 09:53:47 am »
Some milk and cookies! Thanks Blood-drenched smiley-butlers!

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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #422 on: February 22, 2008, 10:00:36 am »
-Opiums food tester dies of lead poisening-

dang seventh one today well time to get some takeout


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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #423 on: February 22, 2008, 05:05:25 pm »
I spray anti-crit on your rocket.

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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #424 on: February 22, 2008, 05:10:25 pm »
I give the granny prune juice and she happily goes to wack the next poster with her cane instead of me.
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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #425 on: February 22, 2008, 06:18:10 pm »
My head is cane-resistant.  :)

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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #426 on: February 22, 2008, 07:08:11 pm »
Yeah, 'taint beef. It's pork.  :P

I hire a witchdoctor to shrink the head of the next person.


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Unfortunately, nothing changes the fact that he is still just a pirated copy of me. Original > Copy.

Wait a minnit, that would mean you're dead!

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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #427 on: February 23, 2008, 02:10:39 am »
  • Original > Copy
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  • Original is better than bootleg version, thus the Original(me) wins.


"Hey, witchdoctor dude. Since you're a doctor, you can return my head to normal size, right?"

"Yes, I can do that. But why should I?"

"Oh, don't worry about me. I understand that you actually can't do anything, because you aren't a real doctor, just pretending to be one. A fake..."

"I am NOT a fake!"

"O really?"

"Really!"

"Then prove it!"

*Returns head to normal size*


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Re: knifey spoony(new rule on page one)
« Reply #428 on: February 23, 2008, 02:55:55 pm »
Say hello to my little friend.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Witches%27_Brew.jpg

Thats both my response and my next threat.