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Offline Flamester_

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Pirate Zombie Food
« on: October 16, 2006, 05:55:45 pm »
Seven says, "Time to make your own brain foods in oner of the number 2! Rules are simple, like the number 2, Make a food that is made out of brains or body parts, from brain shakes to finger sandwitches. have fun! And vote pirate zombies!"

Ok now I say put the name of the food, the ingredents,and how to make it if you want to. Example.


Name: Brain Milkshake
Ingredents(optional):2 brains, 1 cup of milk,1 cup of icecream.
How to make(also optional): put everything in a blender, turn the blender on, wait untill smooth and enjoy.If you dont have a blender chop up the brains and put em inb a cup, then put the icecream and milk in the cup, and shake for 2-3 minutes.


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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 06:11:22 pm »
brains....BRAINSSSSSSandwich!

get brains....BRAAAAINS...

put on bread...BREAINS!

eat brainssssandwich....braaaaains....
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2006, 06:28:40 pm »
The Applied Technocratic Party stands ready to supply brain-substitute slurry for all of our living-impaired citizens.
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2006, 06:29:34 pm »
soy braaaaaaains?
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2006, 06:32:35 pm »
Actually, we use a series of artificial metabolic processes to create synthetic biomaterials from...

*hears incoherrent moaning, with occasional cries for bbrraaaaaaaiinnssssssss*

...Yes, soy-brains.
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2006, 06:34:41 pm »
Glarrar ... BRAIANNNNSSSS.... NnnngggggG .... International Synarchist Party.. NurGGG .>> BRAINSSSSOOyYYYY BrAINSSSSS.... gRAEREEEE!!!

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BraiNNNNSSSSSS... We GIVE SOY BRAINNNSSSSANDICHeSSSSS.. GraAARRRR!!! BLarHGG!!!!
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2006, 06:39:56 pm »
Our soy-brains are a nearly perfect match for real brains.  I doubt that any lazzez faire corporation would be willing to invest in that kind of quality...

I mean umm.. BLUURRRGHHH.. MMMPFFHH.. TEKK-CRACT PUURGHT FRENDdd....  EAT SYNURRKISTS!!  EAT THMMMM!!!!!!
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2006, 06:43:11 pm »
BlarHGHHH.. GerRRRsss.... BRAINSssssSSSS.. MusTTTT EAttSSSS DEM@!!!! EAT t3H LENGssssSSS BrAINSSSSSS....
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2006, 06:50:45 pm »
But what’s a brain sandwich without Eyegrog (not to be confused with the non-alcoholic Eyenog)?

Take one large case of Eyeballs. Extract internal juices with winepress, I mean "eyepress." Distill to desired purity.  Add desired seasonings. Allow to ferment for six or more months. Drink and enjoy!

Try an' make that without the real thing!

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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2006, 06:53:02 pm »
GarBALRR!!! BRAInSSSSSSSaNDWICHSSSSS... GLerB BB FloRGSS NGgggGGGG.... with eyegrog... GGGGEYEGROGgGG!!!
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2006, 10:12:41 pm »
Tonights special ingredient in iron chef is Brrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinssssss!

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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2006, 12:20:39 am »
this is called the sloppy end ok

name:sloppy end
ingrenints:1 arm. 1 leg and 20 gallons of blood
how to make: chuck every thing in the roast pot and let it cook for untill the blodd has dried then eat the leg and arm this can feed quite a few zombies.
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2006, 08:41:14 am »
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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2006, 12:28:13 pm »
Pirate zombies? So ould they like, have rum also?

Thats what the Eyegrog's for! ;)

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Re: Pirate Zombie Food
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2007, 01:25:50 pm »
This is called blood and eye soup


Name:blood and eye soup

Ingredient 7 human eyes.   10 gallons  of blood .


How to make it:chuck all the ingredients in to a pot for about 20 minutes while stirring it.When the eyes get nice a brown tip them it to a bowl with the blood and enjoy..
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