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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #150 on: March 24, 2005, 03:21:34 pm »
Who said Jedi Penguins had to be fair?

Besides the Jedi Penguin Council....
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #151 on: March 24, 2005, 05:28:30 pm »
Will said we can perform "experiments" on other creatures, so who knows.
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #152 on: March 24, 2005, 06:57:16 pm »
Experiments?

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Okay, sir, what's today's experiment?
Well, we caught us a couple of slaves earlier, and decided we were curious what was in their rectum.
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #153 on: March 24, 2005, 07:12:49 pm »
I think by experiments its crossbredding, sentienting, and stuff like that.

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #154 on: March 24, 2005, 07:25:59 pm »
What good is having a UFO and access to the latest technology in the known universe, if you can't prabe a few anusses (ani?) ;D
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #155 on: March 24, 2005, 07:29:52 pm »
dammit, i wanted mythred to have the most pages, mine has 7 right now, but it is still 500 views above you, haha

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #156 on: March 24, 2005, 07:36:22 pm »
What good is having a UFO and access to the latest technology in the known universe, if you can't prabe a few anusses (ani?) ;D
Well, Our curiousity is understandle....
I've never seen inside an anus before..........
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #157 on: March 24, 2005, 07:39:44 pm »
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Can we drop the anul probe discussion. It definately aint going to be in the game.

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #158 on: March 24, 2005, 07:48:51 pm »
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Can we drop the anul probe discussion. It definately aint going to be in the game.

Er-hem. Sorry, I can't resist...

Can we drop the anal probe discussion? It definately isn't going to be in the game.

And, uh, okay, if we must. I was actually being sarcastic about anal probes myself.
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #159 on: March 24, 2005, 08:04:53 pm »
Just so you know: "sentienting" is called "uplifting".
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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #160 on: March 24, 2005, 08:43:02 pm »
My first creature, I'll just wing it as I go. Probably a land-based quadraped, nothing special, just to get my bearings. But ,my second creature, whoa-boy. I'll have legs jutting out every-which way, mouthes in awkward places, etc.

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #161 on: March 25, 2005, 04:58:17 am »
Can we drop the anul probe discussion. It definately aint going to be in the game.

Yeah, but maybe in an expansion pack?

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #162 on: March 25, 2005, 07:06:18 pm »
Okay, stop scaring the newbie, here! ;D

I think that my first creature will be an experiment to ready me for the game so that it doesn't end up going down the drain. Of course, since I'm a nerd, I'll make it a Klingon or Zora or something.

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #163 on: March 25, 2005, 10:40:16 pm »
Monkey to the rescue -- making a thread dedicated to "The Many Uses of the UFO"

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Re: Your first creature?
« Reply #164 on: March 26, 2005, 01:19:10 am »
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But really, my first critters will be my two favorite from simearth. One will be that three legged starfish thingy, whose name I forget,

Trichordates, apparently a not-too-succesful, actual life form on Earth millions of years ago. ^_^

And someone beat me to the Star Control idea, gah. (will probably make some Yehat himself).