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Jamius Bondius
« on: September 22, 2006, 06:27:42 pm »



Bio:

Jamius Bondius is the product of nature being fed up with crappy action movies. with extremely flexible limbs and a smile to make even the most terrible beast say, "uh-oh". they are muscular, fast, witty, and good with the ladies. don't think that means his bark is worse than his bite. on the contrary, his eye structure allows him to see in 360 degrees, allowing for daring escapes from assassination. The back is figured so that you can strap on a jet pack for a speedy escape from an imminent explosion. The claws don't conduct electricity making them a perfect tool for disabling a bomb at the last second.


Culture:

Since the Jamius Bondius was so completely evolved for spy movies, its no wonder that they were constantly engaged in a cold war style fight. Somthing they could not explain though was why they seemed so apt at inventing wrist watch lasers. eventually the wars stopped because the population had dramatically decreased. then they turned there attention to movies. ironically the movies they liked were so extreme that the movie industry killed more people than the wars did.

more to come, tell me what you think.


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Re: Jamius Bondius
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2006, 08:49:24 am »
what a...interesting creature. i guess they are ok.
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