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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #225 on: September 06, 2005, 05:02:28 pm »
Eats cake, drinks milk, has a few cookies, congradulates LadyM again.

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #226 on: September 06, 2005, 05:09:18 pm »
*Runs over

Wait! Hold on a sec!

*Puts up a "Thrown Food" proof bubble.

wouldn't want any Tuna Suprise or anything like that landing on the party food...

Now then.

*pulls up a chair and takes some cake, milk and cookies.

I gotta say, with the scenery the way it is, this is probably one of the best places to have a party.

*stares out of bubble to watch the giant masses of food being hurled in every direction.

So, What song should we sing? Is there a song for 1000th posts?

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #227 on: September 09, 2005, 03:35:50 pm »
ahhh a break from the fighting...
sits down for cake and milk

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #228 on: September 09, 2005, 07:55:10 pm »
Just then, the B-ROD's illegitimate child comes from the rear of the cafeteria. He secretly swears vengence on LadyM for killing his father, but not wanting to spoil the moment, decides to wait a few minutes.

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #229 on: September 10, 2005, 08:34:17 pm »
Sees michael jackson coming in from the rear doors, and tosses him a baby boy doll. LadyM lives on.
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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #230 on: September 10, 2005, 08:47:09 pm »
Realizing that they have been eating cookies and milk for four days straight, the B-ROD's son shoves a mustard grenade down Oviraptor's throat because Oviraptor uses mustard grenades too often.

 I mean, come on. They don't even exist.

Anyway, Oviraptor is sure to get a bad stomach ache.

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #231 on: September 10, 2005, 09:10:14 pm »
Actually, I use mayo grenades. Squirts B-ROD's son from head to toe with Oak (my maple syrup gun). Burps with a disgusting mustard taste.

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #232 on: September 10, 2005, 09:19:57 pm »
Alright then. Calls in an air mayo strike on the cafeteria. Everything is covered in a thick mayo coating. After a while, the mayo starts to reek (reak?) real bad. Gets crusty too. Oh so crusty...

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #233 on: September 10, 2005, 09:20:21 pm »
*passes out due to cake overdose*
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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #234 on: September 10, 2005, 11:26:33 pm »
Brains all with squishy squishy watermelons
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #235 on: September 11, 2005, 06:59:41 am »
flings huge spoonfuls of potato salad at everyone... hits BROD square in the nose.

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #236 on: September 11, 2005, 07:41:28 am »
I'm dead. You mean my son, who will be called Jim from now on. Only because "B-ROD's son" is too many letters.

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #237 on: September 16, 2005, 11:59:41 am »
Smashes a pumpkin on B-Rod's head

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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #238 on: September 16, 2005, 01:06:26 pm »
Holy Crap! How long was I out?
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Re: Food Fight!!!
« Reply #239 on: September 20, 2005, 09:47:35 am »
dumps pitcher of koolaid on Vivec's head to help wake him up...