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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2006, 01:12:20 pm »
What, am I supposed to correct this?  Go Mao!!

Although he might have trouble pleasing them, if you knwo what I mean...
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2006, 01:13:09 pm »
...how do I respond to that?

Mao eats his own feces...
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2006, 01:27:27 pm »
as a side-project for researching new ways of feeding his people.

Mao builds just as many nukes as America,

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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2006, 01:28:33 pm »
so he can have one for each of America's.

Mao wears real fur...
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2006, 01:31:02 pm »
to represent the level of reality and wealth in china.

Mao does not play checkers,

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2006, 01:38:29 pm »
because its too simple for his complicated mind.

But Mao loves torturing people....
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2006, 01:59:12 pm »
...who are foreigners by telling them how amazing his country is.

Mao is a pedophile..
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2006, 04:30:41 pm »
... hunter during his free time.

On the other hand, Mao sold his soul to the devil...

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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2006, 06:47:37 pm »
In order to spreed peace and love acroos the world. See how un-selfcentered he is?

Mao does hate all things cute and...

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2006, 07:58:53 pm »
...evil. Those two-faced bastards.

On the other hand, Mao burned a ton of books...

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2006, 08:34:44 pm »
That were spreading lies about his country.

Mao has genital warts.

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2006, 11:24:39 am »
as a side-effect for his goodness, because on earth, no good deed goes unpunished.

However, Mao did sleep with the dutch queen...

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2006, 04:44:07 pm »
So his seed could infiltrate the evil capitalist courts of Europe and start a new revolution there!


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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2006, 09:00:34 pm »
As part of an eleboratly brillient military stratergy for too brillient and complex for simple folk like you to comprehend.

Although Mao does need help with basic actions like dressing him self and going to the bathroom.

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2006, 07:53:21 am »
...when he visits capitalist countries and experiences their heinous conditions.

...which happens during his Drug Runs...
I have been told
not by one but two of my lovers
that I've got a heart of gold
but I'm unable to share it with others
They call me a poet who'll never have a poem
a tiger with no taste for bone
I'm the wonderful wonderful wizard who's waltzing alone