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Offline Krakow Sam

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Bad Mao Good!
« on: September 06, 2006, 12:06:30 pm »
Ok. Heres a fun new game sure to sweep the internet that me and a freind just invented. Woohoo!

Instructions:

1. Poster one posts a brief sentence insulting chairman Mao

example: Man, Mao sucks...

2. Poster two continues, turning the insult into a positive statement

example: ...discontent from the peasant heroes, that is.

3. poster two posts another insult for someone else to turn around

example: But seriously. Chairman Mao has a gigantic backside

to which the answer could be: "which farts in the general direction of the capitalist oppressor"

Got it?

If you dont know who chairman Mao is, dont bother playing. If you dont understand the rules, dont play.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Chairman Mao eats like a pig....



Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2006, 01:35:55 pm »
... Who has the manners of a rich human snob.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2006, 02:08:28 pm by SmileyMan »

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2006, 02:05:41 pm »
You fail.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2006, 02:07:36 pm »

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2006, 02:14:40 pm »
...ney, thus saving precious rice for the rest of the motherland.

On the other hand, he's a complete idiot...

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2006, 02:32:45 pm »
When it comes to being Imprudent in the leadership of China's peasant heroes!

But, in all seriousness, Chairman Mao has a gigantic pot-belly
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2006, 03:38:05 pm »
as do all chinese , as a result of his efficiant farming programs

but, he looks like a large potato
« Last Edit: September 07, 2006, 03:40:00 pm by HanianKnight »
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2006, 03:40:28 pm »
Mmm, potatoes....

Chairman Mao is living in luxury while the peasants starve.
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2006, 03:42:47 pm »
just like any good conmist leader should

he taxes all his people in to povety
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2006, 03:45:46 pm »
and used the tax money to bring them into a new age of prosperity

Mao was a terrible dancer
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2006, 03:47:14 pm »
Due to the fact his feet are crippled from kicking the ass of the Bourgeoisie


Mao has tiny little girl-hands
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2006, 05:45:58 pm »
but he has Chuck Norris legs and thighs

Mao used to pole-dance

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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2006, 11:57:03 am »
so he could pay his way through law school and support his favorite charities.

Mao loves to experiment with zoosexuality
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2006, 11:59:01 am »
- inflected individuals

Mao is on Marijana...
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Re: Bad Mao Good!
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2006, 12:48:31 pm »
..'s case, determined to wipe it from the motherland.

On the other hand, Mao has concubines...