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Offline Krakow Sam

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12 Magical Keys
« on: August 28, 2006, 05:25:44 am »
I. Many years ago when the forum was young, and there was but ONE true forum theme (and its name was called Babylon), a great evil didst arise in the swirling maelstrom of the Spore General forum.
II. Though none knew from whence it came, or its nature, it threatened to do great injury to the forum, and the people were greatly afeared.
III. and the people didst throw up their arms and didst flail in vain at the 'report to moderator' button, but no moderator could stand against the evil.
IV. and it came to pass that the evil threatened to encroach on all, forever tarnishing the internets like a dark squall.
V. When all seemed at its most desperate, 12 mighty heroes arose, under the leadership of one called Krakow Sam, who was a pretty cool guy.
VI. and all the girls were like 'I saw him first' and the prophet spake "theres plenty of me to go around baby"
VII. anyway, where was I?
VIII. Oh yes, the 12 heroes arose, and didst battle(eth?) long and hard, and drove back the evil until it was once again confined to a single thread, but they could not destroy it.
IX. and so it came to pass that the heroes all forged mystical keys of all hues and artistic styles... also theres one thats just a photo of a real key... but I digress
X. Taking their keys they locked the thread, that the monster may never be released, and scattered their keys across the forums so that a hero whose heart is true and whose loins are almost as fruitful as Krakow Sam's might one day unlock and defeat the great evil.
XI. and that guy would get some sort of certificate, and everyone would get to call him KEYMASTER SUPERIOR, and a tickertape parade be thrown in his honour.
XII. This is the word of Prophetmaster General Krakow Sam. May your days be joyful and your house be visited with FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
 
Ok, heres a list of forumites approved to be Keymasters:

LadyM- Key forged
Daxx- Key forged
Krakow Sam- Key forged
Leng- Key forged
Syphonbyte- Key forged
Oviraptor- Key forged
Vivec
762- Key Forged
Samog- Key Forged
Mr Wizard- Key forged
Patman33- Key forged
Sgore- Key Forged
VFXwatch-Key Forged
Steve. Keeper of the 13th key.

It would be unwise to refuse the position of keymaster, but if you wish to be lifted of responsibility simply post and a replacement keymaster will be found... eventually.

Here are locations in which keys are so far hidden:
Podcasts
Site News
Music
Console Games
Everything else
Forum Games
PC games
Movies
Books

Clues
The Black Key of Krakow Sam: "Among rank and title past and yet to be I hide in short period. Below me a great hero stands. To my left, a vile villain lies. Above me sits potential, for good or for evil, but always for power. The Eye of Providence, rarely seen, shines within this forgotten hall. The Maker has touched this place."

The Yellow Key of Daxx:  "The yellow key has been broken and scattered. Hidden beyond any mortal's sight, it lies until a man with greater sense than that may find."

The Red and Yellow Ronald McDonald Key of Syphonbyte: "Your first clue lies in the town of Chelm"

Cobra's key



The Pirates of the Carribean Gimmicky Collectable Key of VFXwatch: "Four thousand five hundred sixty-seven is the number of places that were ignored before this one was chosen"

The Imaginary Key of Oviraptor: "If you search for it you'll find a Dead End"

The Key of PatMan's Judgement: "To know where the key is, is to know me. Twice."

The Loony Non-Kosher Key of 762: http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9438/circleed3.jpg

Samog's Key of Loathing: "i droo a pitcher yall"

LadyM's Friendship Key: This Key resides in the freindly forum.

The Flaming Key of the Wizard:"Forged in fire, it is hidden in heat beyond imagination."

False keys which wont get you a prize of any sort and still take a lot of effort to find and probably get you, like, one lousy piece of heart if you find them all:
Pilot's key
The Green Key of Leng, AKA the false key of conspiracy. This key is thought to have been shattered with a single crushing blow of the mighty Banhammer, though some say it is unbreakable, and still hidden. Below is its original clue in tiny writing so the weak of will are not corrupted:
The Green Key of Leng: "Verily thou knowst the Writ of the Stargazer
But thou must learn the Writ of the Song
Guarded by terrible beasts.. The Song of the Stars
A Song not of vain trumpeting, but of I, the EARTH!!!
It sits beneath the Black Mountain..
In the Forge of the Stars..
In forgotten memories..
Both these together form the Writ of the Key
If thou hast mapped the Writ properly, thou hast surely found it
For the visage of the Key is itself the Key"


Happy key hunting.
I'd just like you to know: Good luck, and we're all counting on you.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2008, 06:47:54 am by Krakow Sam »


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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2006, 07:02:50 am »
Hmm, we havent had a decent "Religion VS Science, lol" thread in ages...  ;)
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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2006, 12:00:44 pm »
Damn Spore Swarm...

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2006, 12:02:49 pm »
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2006, 12:13:49 pm »
LUE, 4chan, LL, Refugees... the Spore forum is quite mediocre.

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2006, 01:53:51 pm »
Then came the Darkness.

I think we, As the Elder Ones of the forums, should seal off the Spore forum with 12 magical keys (and a secret 13th key) and hide each one in each of the other forums.
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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2006, 02:23:25 pm »
*steals a key and hides it in the memberlist*

They'll never find the preciousssssss here...

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2006, 03:50:38 pm »
*Yoinks the first 2 keys*

MWAHAHA! The Only Good Newbie wins again! Now to go to last level island and wait for the heroes to come and fight me.
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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2006, 03:55:53 pm »
MWAHAHA! The Only Good Newbie wins again!
Are you working for Lualmoba, then?
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2006, 04:40:44 pm »
Burn.


I said the keys are hidden in the individual forums, not in the overall structure of the forum. Give those keys back.

We need 12 guardians. One for each key.
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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2006, 04:46:45 pm »
I will be guardian of one key. I will keep it hidden within the freindly forum.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2006, 10:36:53 am by LadyM »

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2006, 04:56:53 pm »
i will hide my key in the deepest darkst part of the fourm games  ;)
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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2006, 05:00:08 pm »
The secret 13th key should be given to Steve to hide within the secret forum.

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2006, 06:53:47 pm »
What are these keys and when do I get one?

I don't want mine to turn me into a guy in a hood either.

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Re: Who are the new Moderators?
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2006, 06:55:24 pm »
The secret 13th key should be given to Steve to hide within the secret forum.

IT'S NOT A SECRET IF I READ IT ONCE!

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