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Offline Malt

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5 Years in the Future....
« on: August 21, 2006, 05:04:37 pm »

A Sulituan dramaticly ascending....

All was well in the universe.  Every race was doin' thay thing. The Necromonicons stopped crying and started being cool, The Sulituans finally bought photoshop and suddenly got 5000 more posts, The Giganmoths were finally balanced, the Kangorians finally figured out if they were fish or birds, and the Yahkaar bought some hats. Nice ones. Soon they would ascend.

But all was not well in the universe. The once freindly and kickin' awesome races, the Nauceans, ViS, and Torpal, began to grow strange tumors on their glowy, ascendy, blue/white/furry, butts. The top doctors decided to call it, EGO'S DISEASE. These stopped all other races(who were JUSTTTT about to ascend) from advancing AT ALL until one million years in the future. And besides that, the tumors were going to asplode.

There was only one person who could save them. Far away on the planet Stubborn,  George the wizard meditated. The Naucean, ViS, and Torpal leaders asked him todo something drastic.

Cast Ice 9, the most powerful spell. It will freeze the entire universe for a million years.

So, all the current races were royally screwed.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2006, 05:21:36 pm by Malt »


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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2006, 05:05:47 pm »
Oh shi- brb lvl9ice

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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2006, 05:06:22 pm »
Milkshake, you are my hero ;)

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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2006, 05:17:26 pm »
woah! i have never been frozen before!
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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2006, 05:20:19 pm »
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So, all the current races were royally screwed.

Then how do you explain this?!
« Last Edit: August 21, 2006, 05:29:23 pm by The Terminator »

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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2006, 05:20:36 pm »
one of these days i'll explain whether kangorians are birds or fishes.....someday
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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2006, 05:21:37 pm »
Where's the button to vote 5?
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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2006, 05:26:24 pm »
Its Yakhaar, not Yahkaar! (although I seem to be making the same typing error 50% of the times I use the name  :P)

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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2006, 05:28:31 pm »
Its Yakhaar, not Yahkaar! (although I seem to be making the same typing error 50% of the times I use the name  :P)

5 years from now they're the Yahkaar.
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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2006, 05:30:50 pm »
Wow, only five years... what planet are you basing the years on though? Because the Yakhaar planet has 100-day years.  :P

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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2006, 05:32:16 pm »
Wow, only five years... what planet are you basing the years on though? Because the Yakhaar planet has 100-day years.  :P

Whatever years the gods decide it to be.
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Re: 5 Years in the Future....
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2006, 05:36:48 pm »
lets role a dice and see, agreed?
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