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BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« on: August 18, 2006, 08:15:57 pm »
I move my front line infantry into position to open fire on the next person who posts.


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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2006, 07:51:33 pm »
Okay. But my artillery fires on your infantry from the other end of the city as you engage my troops based in the city from the forest.


Totalsandwiches infantry. HP 10/10                         Glacies infantry HP 10/10

Defensive bounus:                  VS.            Defensive bounuses:
Forest terrain +3                                      City terrain +2                   

Attacker bonuses:
totalsandwich CO +2

Totalsandwich's infantry attacks!

3 HP damage!

Counterattack!

2 HP damage!

Glacies artillery Hp 10/10 AMMO 15/15             Totalsandwich infantry HP 8/10

Attacking bonuses:                              VS.      Defensive bonus:
Glacies as CO +2                                             Forest terrain: +3

Glacies artillery fire!

3 damage.

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2006, 10:36:34 pm »
my attack choppers fire on glacies's artillery from the hills with targetting assistance from Special Forces on the cliff.

Leng Battlecopter group HP 10/10         VS            Glacies Artillery HP 10/10

Defensive bonus:                                                 
0                                                                       City terrain +2
                                                                         

Attack bonus:
Leng CO +2                                                         Nonspecialized attack -#?
Recon +2

(obviously we'll have to work this out in more detail.  your artillery should have some sort of counterattack, but weak because they aren't anti-air units.  also you should tell me if you do have AA units elsewhere.)
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2006, 11:33:59 pm »
WAIT JUST ONE SECOND

Stop with the numbers
Stop with the math

This is more like food fight. Tis a free for all. There be no numbers at all.
I bring in heravy air suport to rip apart Lengs copters. Then I bring em  around to take out Glacias artelliry.
Take that, statisticians.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2006, 01:19:42 am »
i drop a nuke on the city

the end



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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2006, 09:27:50 am »
thump...the nuke is a dud.  My anti-aircraft missiles blow a wing off your plane and it careens into the ground.

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2006, 10:14:49 am »
thump...the nuke is a dud.
Oh, that happens all the time.

Also, TotalSandwich's heravy air support has anthrax now.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2006, 10:38:05 am »
my division has a LOT of tanks who protect the anti air guns and its al done in a nice formation...they roll into the war zone and will shoot at ANYTHING that comes close (btw this is not advanced wars XD)

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2006, 12:58:53 pm »
I drop my paratroopers behind enemy lines, and adance them behind Celdur's tanks.

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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2006, 01:04:08 pm »
what can paratroopers do against my tanks and AA guns :P

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« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2006, 01:44:30 pm »
my special forces set off anti-tank mines all over your nice clean formation...
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2006, 02:21:48 pm »
what can paratroopers do against my tanks and AA guns :P
Can you say, sticky bomb?  ;D

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2006, 02:30:54 pm »
My heavy rocket artillery starts to wreak havoc on the ridge where Lengs special forces are positioned... meanwhile I napalm Ordo's Special forces.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2006, 03:14:47 pm »
my orbital weapon array (not godmoding since i only have 1) lasers your rocket artillery with pinpoint accuracy.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2006, 07:24:03 pm »
NK become envious and blasts your orbital weapon into next week. Me an my homie Kim iL bring in some serious ground forces to storm what is left of the ridge.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2006, 08:41:53 pm »
I call in an air strike on TS's remaining ground forces, and my paratroopers move in to finish off the AA guns from Celdur.

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2006, 11:09:44 pm »
Elite gun-weilding ninjas sneak up behind the landing paratroopers and blow their brains out.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2006, 09:36:45 am »
I sit waiting in an impervious underground bunker......
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2006, 09:38:19 am »
I ride in inside a ViS mobile Fortress and start dissapearing things with transmat beams.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2006, 09:45:53 am »
*Eats Doughnut in shelter*MMMmmmm...
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2006, 11:23:14 am »
call in bombers whit those fancie rockets that are called bunker busters :P

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« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2006, 12:33:52 pm »
I am DEEP underground....
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« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2006, 12:39:37 pm »
well then i use my highly advanced drill tank and it digs itself into the ground into your base and destroys it TOTALLY

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« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2006, 12:40:40 pm »
.... That is Impossable I am everywhere,In your tanks, Your food, YOUR SOLDIERS! *Maniacal laugh*
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2006, 05:37:22 pm »
i shoot carthogens into the air.
now you all will get cancer.
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2006, 10:38:35 am »
I shoot anti-toxins into the air, which kill all carthogens.

I use my Star Destroyers in orbit to bombard Gunners bunker (lasers go thru things, even solid concrete) which explodes in a horrendous explosion.

I then order my stormtroppers and stealth troopers (:D) to take over the city.

Once the city is taken I put up state-of-the-art defence saround the entire city (that deteck steal, hehe)  and wait for an attack.
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« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2006, 12:12:58 pm »
I said I am OMNIPOTENT! :P
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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2006, 12:44:25 pm »
And not playing properly. no godmoding, no bumping that you are floating in a fortress. No orbital laser stations.

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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2006, 01:06:45 pm »
*Sends a lone, ultra-elite female commando whose ridiculously well-endowed physique somehow doesn't interfere with her equally ridiculous combat prowess.  Her sole weapon is a jack-knife clenched between her teeth.*

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2006, 01:07:00 pm »
I unleash Ghandi upon you.

War over.
Not a winner anymore.

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2006, 01:14:48 pm »
Thanks be to ye.

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2006, 02:12:31 pm »
nah, just cut out the dumb galactic death rays and such.
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« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2006, 02:39:11 pm »
i use a galactic death ray DUM DA DUMMMM....

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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2006, 03:30:48 pm »
I BAN Celdur.
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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2006, 04:02:36 pm »
i think your in the wrong topic

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Re: BIG GUNS AND ARMY FIGHT
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2006, 06:12:24 pm »
I told em'! I told em'! Buggrit bughrit millenium ham and SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!