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Hitman Movie
« on: August 18, 2006, 06:02:50 pm »
Vin Disel is doing Agent 47. Bald? Check. Good with guns? check. Hard as nails? Check.


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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 06:08:25 pm »
awww... vin disel.  Let me guess, he's gonna be the "tough guy" who doesnt play by society's rules. Then there are gonna be some explsions, he kills some people, he gets the girl and the movie ends.

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 06:08:40 pm »
No.

That guy in that movie... um... the one where he can't stop moving or he will die. Its coming out soon.


He should play the part of Agent 47.

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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 06:15:18 pm »
No.

That guy in that movie... um... the one where he can't stop moving or he will die. Its coming out soon.


He should play the part of Agent 47.

was that the one where they were on a bus? I think they couldnt go over 55 miles per hour or lower that it or something. That movie was pretty good from what I remember
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 06:15:40 pm »
No.

That guy in that movie... um... the one where he can't stop moving or he will die. Its coming out soon.


He should play the part of Agent 47.

was that the one where they were on a bus? I think they couldnt go over 55 miles per hour or lower that it or something. That movie was pretty good from what I remember

No, the new movie, crank. The guy has to keep his adrenalin up or he dies. So it's supposed to be a non stop action movie

Anyway, this will suck because it's made by our favorite director  ::)
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 06:16:34 pm »
oh  :-[

well in conclusion, I dont like vin disel
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 06:29:08 pm »
Isn't Agent 47 fairly tall.  That's a big part of his imposing presence. 
Vin Diesel isn't very tall. 
Maybe they'll give him platform shoes...

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 07:11:25 pm »
Seems like Vin Diesel and the Rock are doing all the video game movies nowadays. They're like the main live action video game movie stars now. They'll probably let the Rock be Master Chief in the Halo movie. Would have to agree Jason Statham(the guy in the new crank movie) probably looks better for the part in Hitman.
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 07:13:27 pm »
In another conclusion mainly all videogame movies suck
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 07:14:38 pm »


Jason Statham fits the part perfectly.


Watch the trailer for Crank, you will see.

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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 07:28:01 pm »
I haven't really seen too many of the movies he's been in. I liked him in Snatch though.
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2006, 02:51:51 pm »
Do we have to talk about the boat to hell that is the hitman movie?

Let's talk about Crank, yes I think I'll see this movie. It may have the same idea as speed, but I doubt it will be as bad as speed 2

So what do you think about crank  ;D

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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2006, 03:37:46 pm »
Vin Diesel is always playing a Rambo dude....hitman is much more professional and relax

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2006, 04:17:01 pm »
Do we have to talk about the boat to hell that is the hitman movie?

Let's talk about Crank, yes I think I'll see this movie. It may have the same idea as speed, but I doubt it will be as bad as speed 2

So what do you think about crank  ;D


It's like speed, but with a person instead of a bus! And both movies are named after the same popular drug. Did anyone else notice in the plot outline on imdb it actually says a hit man? He's already playing one in this other movie. I want to know if the Beijing cocktail is a real thing.
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2006, 07:27:57 pm »
Vin Disel is a terrible choice for Agent 47.

My perfect choice for the part of Agent 47 would be none other than Jason Alexander from Seinfeld!




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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2006, 10:06:12 pm »
HAHAHA!!! :D :D
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2006, 11:52:36 am »
Vin Disel is a terrible choice for Agent 47.

My perfect choice for the part of Agent 47 would be none other than Jason Alexander from Seinfeld!





EXCELLENT choice. but maybe will wright would be a good hitman to

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2006, 06:43:22 am »
Ayep.

Oh and, you might've heard rumors about Vin Diesel buying the rights for the Hitman games, but trust me, that crap rumor isn't true.

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2006, 05:44:11 am »
Vin Diesel. Hollywood's most subtle actor. The guy who very much helped me start to appreciate Arnold. Well, what can I say, excellent choice!

PS I don't think Statham wants to, he was in the Transporter, so he's likely to avoid typecasting if he can.

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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2006, 12:03:52 pm »
Vin Diesel. Hollywood's most subtle actor. The guy who very much helped me start to appreciate Arnold. Well, what can I say, excellent choice!

PS I don't think Statham wants to, he was in the Transporter, so he's likely to avoid typecasting if he can.

he might be a good actor but did u ever PLAY hitman.... i mean jack Thompson looks more like hitman than Vin diesel

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2006, 12:10:43 pm »
You guys are talking about the Agent 47 games, right?
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2006, 12:15:30 pm »
You guys are talking about the Agent 47 games, right?

Yup.

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2006, 12:54:52 pm »
You guys are talking about the Agent 47 games, right?

Yup.

All right, then it seems like as long as Vin Deisel doesn't talk too much, this could turn out halfway decent.
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2006, 01:22:49 pm »
Vin Diesel. Hollywood's most subtle actor. The guy who very much helped me start to appreciate Arnold. Well, what can I say, excellent choice!

PS I don't think Statham wants to, he was in the Transporter, so he's likely to avoid typecasting if he can.

he might be a good actor but did u ever PLAY hitman.... i mean jack Thompson looks more like hitman than Vin diesel

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2006, 07:27:49 am »
what about the dude who played Aragorn?

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2006, 08:29:00 am »
what about the dude who played Aragorn?
Viggo Mortensen. I can't find a picture of him bald.

Let's see casting this guy:


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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2006, 08:03:42 pm »
You guys know that David Bateson, the voice actor for 47, is who they based the character off of?
You should see the guy. Dead ringer.

http://www.davidbateson.dk/

Jason Statham seems a good choice too.
But Vin Diesel? Screw that.
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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #27 on: October 05, 2006, 04:46:44 pm »
You guys know that David Bateson, the voice actor for 47, is who they based the character off of?
You should see the guy. Dead ringer.

http://www.davidbateson.dk/

Jason Statham seems a good choice too.
But Vin Diesel? Screw that.

He actually looks quite a lot like Hitman.

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2006, 09:07:54 am »
You guys know that David Bateson, the voice actor for 47, is who they based the character off of?
You should see the guy. Dead ringer.

http://www.davidbateson.dk/

Jason Statham seems a good choice too.
But Vin Diesel? Screw that.

He actually looks quite a lot like Hitman.

Yes, that is what "dead ringer" means.

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2007, 12:21:02 am »
Well, it looks like Vin Diesel won't be taking the role of Agent 47. Nope. That role goes to an even more unlikely candidate Timothy Olyphant. Geez. Who's directing this movie? Uew Bowle?

http://movies.ign.com/articles/756/756365p1.html



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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2007, 07:21:00 am »
Well, it looks like Vin Diesel won't be taking the role of Agent 47. Nope. That role goes to an even more unlikely candidate Timothy Olyphant. Geez. Who's directing this movie? Uew Bowle?

http://movies.ign.com/articles/756/756365p1.html

this guy?

1st of al he doesnt even look like him and 2nd of al i dont think he can act like hitman is....coolblooded and all

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« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2007, 08:16:50 am »
At least Vin Diesel can pass as 47 but that guy doesn't look like him at all.

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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2007, 09:13:47 am »
even when bald

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Re: Hitman Movie
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2007, 12:45:38 pm »
Isn't there a small problem? Wait...It'll come to me......Oh yeah.


He looks absoloutley nothing like Agent 47.
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