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Offline Lualmoba

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The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« on: August 14, 2006, 04:46:55 pm »
This is a creature created jointedly by Hanianknight and I.

Galactic stage

Name: Jellyus
Scientific name: Ballein Speb Monos
Locomotion: Walking during childhood, and swimming during adulthood
Diet: Omnivores. They drink the blood from animals, and the sap from plants.
Lifespan: 1,000,000,000 years avg.
Size: 30,000 meters avg. (adults) 1 meter avg (children)
Weight: 100 tons avg. (adults) 30 lbs avg. (children)

Reproduction

Jellyuses reproduce by spewing monkey-like creatures. These monkeys are spewed from a large loogie.

Clothing

The traditional Jellyus clothing are hats.

Government

The Jellyuses are governed by a large piece of pink coral. They came upon this coral when it got stuck on one of Mike's fins. They decided that only an intelligent enough coral would hitchhike a ride from a Jellyus. Since that time, the coral has ruled all of Loonen (the planet they inhabit).

Self defense

Their eyes contain tiny wormholes which connect to a gun factory owned by Glock and whatsisname.

Culture

The culture of the Jellyuses mainly revolves around looking at and purchasing hats. It was commanded by the Great Pink Coral that they will wear hats all the time. At least thats what Mike said the coral wanted. Anyone not wearing a hat will have fully loaded guns shot at them from the eyes of the monkey babies. The guns aren't fired they are thrown, it is shown to be more effective.
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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2006, 04:49:42 pm »


Here is a pic of one I did, they are just sooo cute. He is wearing one of the best hats available
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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2006, 04:58:59 pm »
Giant Whale spewing Monkeys while wearing a Fez=kewl.

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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2006, 05:00:55 pm »
The monkeys shoot loaded guns from their eyes.
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2006, 08:37:24 pm »
Can't see the pic. :(

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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2006, 08:55:44 pm »
Can't see the pic. :(

Thats wierd, its been working for me pretty well.
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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2006, 08:57:36 pm »
Can't see the pic. :(

Thats wierd, its been working for me pretty well.

Now that you said that, the picture start working now. :D

Why are two monkeys sad and the other two happy?

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Re: The Jellyuses (you will just love them)
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2006, 09:04:29 pm »
I must be magic that way  ;D .

I have no clue why they are smiling or frowning, some might like being in a massive loogie some might not.

Update: Culture

The culture of the Jellyuses mainly revolves around looking at and purchasing hats. It was commanded by the Great Pink Coral that they will wear hats all the time. At least thats what Mike said the coral wanted. Anyone not wearing a hat will have fully loaded guns shot at them from the eyes of the monkey babies. The guns aren't fired they are thrown, it is shown to be more effective.
By the time you finish reading this signature, I've gotten into your house, stolen your t.v., and re-decorated the place so that it fits with your hipster lifestyle.