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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #165 on: August 27, 2006, 11:18:08 am »
Hearing reports that the holy emperor has been killed, the torpal forces leave Ullis. "Damn, we really would have liked to kill him ourselves..."
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #166 on: August 27, 2006, 11:21:39 am »
// Hold on! I would like a word with you! //

The Torpal ship is grabbed by the huge Orb, and begins questioning it.

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #167 on: August 27, 2006, 11:24:22 am »
"What the hell do you want?"
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #168 on: August 27, 2006, 11:37:09 am »
// You shall become an ally! Or die. //

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #169 on: August 27, 2006, 11:58:10 am »
The Orb was obviously created by Yoda.

///Orb! We know much of the secrets of The Caltarin, please tell us your intent.///

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation." - Oscar Wilde

Yes, I am aware of the irony.

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #170 on: August 27, 2006, 12:05:48 pm »
// You shall become an ally! Or die. //

The commander mutters to his crew, "These creatures, they never learn. All he had to do was ask for an alliance...but no, he threatened us." After he and his shipmates finish laughing, 15 charged-particle beams are fired at the orb, knocking it out of orbit, and sending it hurtling down towards the Ullis surface...
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #171 on: August 27, 2006, 12:39:39 pm »
Three Omic ships arrive at the scene, a few were launched too Ulis because they are still pretty pissed.

//Hey, whats goin - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!//
No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #172 on: August 28, 2006, 01:32:16 pm »
// Hush! Speak with the Auyuecliads, it seems I will do so. The Torpal fail to recognize my authority, or better yet, our authority. We are the last of the Caltarin minds, fused with the organic Creature, which you experiments seem to refer to as the "Orb". The Yunimius were foolish to activate our ancient teleportation grid. We were trapped! Now were free! Auyuecliads, tell us what you know of the Caltarin, what happened to our Brothers. It seems you are the most enlightened of all the puny experiments here. You worship the Unspoken, you do. Pfah! Merely a statue erected to him we had, he discovered the teleportation grid he did. And you worship his wife and child too, you do. How interesting! //

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #173 on: August 28, 2006, 01:38:41 pm »
// The Kangorians, rather pissed at being insulted by a giant ball, go back to the ship and read.//
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #174 on: August 28, 2006, 01:58:22 pm »
* The Forthi watch the strange spectacle. *

"So....... Anybody wanna play some poker?"

* I proceed to pull out some cards and begin dealing them. *

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #175 on: August 28, 2006, 01:59:31 pm »
//I'm in.//
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #176 on: August 28, 2006, 02:10:47 pm »
// Can we use our x-ray eyes(another bonus of mechanization  ;D ) /
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #177 on: August 28, 2006, 02:16:50 pm »
// Can we use our x-ray eyes(another bonus of mechanizationá ;D ) /

Okay but on two promises:
1. no cheating
2. no hurting the other races with radiation

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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #178 on: August 28, 2006, 02:36:00 pm »
/ You got a deal there ;)/
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Re: The War Council. (Anti-Holy Emporer Dictatorship)
« Reply #179 on: August 28, 2006, 07:56:48 pm »
A Gigan Ship that was sent by the DUP to finish off the remaining enemy troops, seeing as there were none left the Orb got their attention, but being bored of it's long speeches, they join the Omics, Forthi, and Kangorians and start playing some poker.

The Giganommoths AKA THE OWNAGE!!!: http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=5817.0